United thread 2013/14

[M18CTID]

What about that miserable c**t Terry Hall from The Specials?

"Ghost Town" was in reference to the swamp atmosphere tbh ;)

Nice one. Even Neville Staple was telling him to shut the fuck up spouting off about the Rags when I saw them at V Festival a few years back. The stupid wanker had a thinly veiled dig at the Leeds fans in attendance about the 2 blokes that were stabbed to death in Turkey.

Great band but an epic twat.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Mick fuckin hucknall

 

[ianw16]

Mick fuckin hucknall

Think he's on Tolmie's list. However, Chris F*cking Evans isn't!

 

[lancs blue]

Morrissey - Heaven knows he's miserable now.

 

[M18CTID]

Mick fuckin hucknall

Think he's on Tolmie's list. However, Chris F*cking Evans isn't!

Not sure Chris Evans is a Rag - he comes across as someone who panders to any club whenever it suits. He's still a twat though!

 

[samharris]

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Glory%20Hunter" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... y%20Hunter</a>

1. Glory Hunter
characteristics of glory hunters.....

1. will often choose a big club which is guaranteed of years at the top bracket of clubs
2. have no connection to the club
3. foreign to the country and city of the club
4. will overuse club mottos (which makes it more evident)
5. never been to many games (if not any)
6. will never go many games ever
7. will use the excuse of geography to not go to games
8. have limited merchandise before the successful years (most likely none)
9. does not know the history, chants or culture of the club
10. always in the armchair during matchdays
11. uses the talk of tactics and transfers to compensate for the lack of all round knowledge of the club (history and culture of the clubs, attendance of games, lack of knowledge or care factor about the direction of the club off field etc.)
12. will not be effected by football tragedies as much as locals
13. will often be the most biased towards to compensate for the glory hunter status
14. will show more hate for other clubs to compensate for their glory hunter status
15. have a club in their own country, don't have the guts to support them
16. will never talk about the years before the club started to become successful
17. at games (if attended) will be the quiet ones who never chant or make a noise
Hi, my name is Coconut Baron. I am from USA. Never been to any games, only have 5 jerseys, only supported after 1999 and think i am a true manchester united supporter. I never miss a game on tv and always on the internet a minute after fulltime. I live too far away to attend any matches. I guess that doesn't matter. Glory, Glory, Man Utd.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Eammon Holmes, Angus Deayton, Mick Hucknall, Mani, Bez, Shaun Ryder, Ian Brown, Zoe Ball, that vacant woman from Countdown, Jamie Lomas, Kim from Corrie, whatever the fuck your married name is these days, Steve 'The Viking' Foster, Matthew Hatton, Tyson fatty Fury, Errol Brown, That twat from Herman Hermits, Usain Bolt, Jackie Stewart, Sean Connery, Lovejoy, the Chilean miners, Olly Muirs, Tim Burgess, Bill O' Reilly, Hayley 'I'm just big-boned' McQueen, James Cooper, Greg Rutherford, Matt Holland, Ronnie Irani, Alan Brazil, Darren Campbell, Katherine Kelly, Rowetta.

Fuck 'em, fuck 'em all.

After careful reflection, I've decided I'm prepared to extend the hand of forgiveness to Rachel Riley.

 

[CTID1988]

Morrissey - Heaven knows he's miserable now.

Didn't even realise morrissey liked football til I heard he was a staunch supporter of the tackle from behind

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Brad Pitt,Justin timberlake and Orlando bloom claim to be rags.

 

[Matty]

Eammon Holmes, Angus Deayton, Mick Hucknall, Mani, Bez, Shaun Ryder, Ian Brown, Zoe Ball, that vacant woman from Countdown, Jamie Lomas, Kim from Corrie, whatever the fuck your married name is these days, Steve 'The Viking' Foster, Matthew Hatton, Tyson fatty Fury, Errol Brown, That twat from Herman Hermits, Usain Bolt, Jackie Stewart, Sean Connery, Lovejoy, the Chilean miners, Olly Muirs, Tim Burgess, Bill O' Reilly, Hayley 'I'm just big-boned' McQueen, James Cooper, Greg Rutherford, Matt Holland, Ronnie Irani, Alan Brazil, Darren Campbell, Katherine Kelly, Rowetta.

Fuck 'em, fuck 'em all.

After careful reflection, I've decided I'm prepared to extend the hand of forgiveness to Rachel Riley.

Whenever I think of Rachel Riley it isn't my hand that's extending.