United thread 2013/14

[KentBlue]

Brad Pitt,Justin timberlake and Orlando bloom claim to be rags.

And they're proud of it? That's like being proud to have dysentry, or being Ian Huntley's closest friend.

 

[Andy Dale]

Mick fuckin hucknall

Think he's on Tolmie's list. However, Chris F*cking Evans isn't!

Not sure Chris Evans is a Rag - he comes across as someone who panders to any club whenever it suits. He's still a twat though!

Chris Evans is originally from Warrington and I've heard him say many times on the radio that he follows Liverpool.

 

[jonmcity]

wonder where they are going to find half a billion pounds to sort their team out? before wages.

 

[ianw16]

Think he's on Tolmie's list. However, Chris F*cking Evans isn't!

Not sure Chris Evans is a Rag - he comes across as someone who panders to any club whenever it suits. He's still a twat though!

Chris Evans is originally from Warrington and I've heard him say many times on the radio that he follows Liverpool.

Fair enough. Should be on some sort of list though. Maybe a hit list.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Brad Pitt,Justin timberlake and Orlando bloom claim to be rags.

Rory McIlroy. I believe their badge is on his bag. Interesting how they've mirrored his 2013 performance.

 

[Gray]

Geoff "dyed in the wool Yorkshireman" Boycott, who said the England cricket team was currently in a state of decline like his football team MUFC.

His geography is obviously awry as the Scum have never been based in the White Rose county to my knowledge.

He always was a boring twat!

 

[inchy14]

Eammon Holmes, Angus Deayton, Mick Hucknall, Mani, Bez, Shaun Ryder, Ian Brown, Zoe Ball, that vacant woman from Countdown, Jamie Lomas, Kim from Corrie, whatever the fuck your married name is these days, Steve 'The Viking' Foster, Matthew Hatton, Tyson fatty Fury, Errol Brown, That twat from Herman Hermits, Usain Bolt, Jackie Stewart, Sean Connery, Lovejoy, the Chilean miners, Olly Muirs, Tim Burgess, Bill O' Reilly, Hayley 'I'm just big-boned' McQueen, James Cooper, Greg Rutherford, Matt Holland, Ronnie Irani, Alan Brazil, Darren Campbell, Katherine Kelly, Rowetta.

Fuck 'em, fuck 'em all.

After careful reflection, I've decided I'm prepared to extend the fist of forgiveness to Rachel Riley.

 

[why me? Blue Manchester]

Victor feckin meldrew, Darren twattin gough

 

[mcfcphil]

geoff boycott

 

[Ducado]

I get asked by quite a few of their Plastic Out of town fans, why I take the piss, you see to many of them City are just another team they have not got a clue to the local rivalry and the dislike of each other in Manchester, look at Red Cafe for example we don't get much of a mention, sure the odd passing reference but nothing like they get on here, but when you realise that Red Cafe is mostly made up of posters that could not find Manchester on a map, you realise that they just don't get it.

As for their Manchester based fans and yes they have a few, I am delighted that they are now reaping what they sowed, all the piss taking is coming back to bite them on the arse