United thread 2013/14

[BlueMoonraker]

RVP at the airport - was he attempting to flee the country?

Edited because I knackered up the quote!!

 

[samharris]

RVP at the airport - was he attempting to flee the country?

Edited because I knackered up the quote!!

RVP is one tosser I hope doesnt make it home for christmas..

 

[TCIB]

Enjoy your family day tomorrow you red cunts.
Your team isn't gonna give you any cheer any time soon and you fucking know it, so drink it in you scummy plastic shitheads.

Signed,
Barnabus.P.Pettycunt :)

 

[mcmanus]

Pity the true match going reds.... ridicule plastic rags.

 

[Helmet Cole]

Anyone seen the Jizzjazz dive? Any gifs?

Edit:: Made one for you :)

[bigimg]http://i.minus.com/iIB9WaCiDexoC.gif[/bigimg]

FFS. That's the closest a footballer has come to being killed since the rapist nearly died being hit on the head by a ball.

 

[adrianr]

URGENT HELP NEEDED!!

Christmas with the rag father in law. Jokes needed, ASAP!

Cheers all.

 

[worsleyweb]

Just keep saying aren't united shit compared to how they used to be?

Say it over and over again until he throws a sprout at you.

 

[Plaything of the gods]

URGENT HELP NEEDED!!

Christmas with the rag father in law. Jokes needed, ASAP!

Cheers all.

Tell him about the double feature on the box: The Thirty-Nine Stepovers, starring Zaha, and The Dispossessed, also starring Zaha.

 

[BayernMan]

URGENT HELP NEEDED!!

Christmas with the rag father in law. Jokes needed, ASAP!

Cheers all.

Tell him about the double feature on the box: The Thirty-Nine Stepovers, starring Zaha, and The Dispossessed, also starring Zaha.

Guest star Moyes' daughter! :D

 

[Vienna_70]

URGENT HELP NEEDED!!

Christmas with the rag father in law. Jokes needed, ASAP!

Cheers all.

I'm sure there's plenty of them on this thread, if you care to look.

Remote-controlled car, bobsleigh, vase, etc.

Moyes complaining that first 38 games are too hard.