United thread 2013/14

[Plaything of the gods]

URGENT HELP NEEDED!!

Christmas with the rag father in law. Jokes needed, ASAP!

Cheers all.

Tell him about the double feature on the box: The Thirty-Nine Stepovers, starring Zaha, and The Dispossessed, also starring Zaha.

Guest star Moyes' daughter! :D

Lauren Fuckall?

 

[Blue_Rossy]

Edit:: Made one for you :)

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FFS. That's the closest a footballer has come to being killed since the rapist nearly died being hit on the head by a ball.

Fuckin ell, that's the worst piece of cheating ive ever seen. Looks like the scum bastards get them doing it early. Shocking dive that.

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

 

[dom]

Be careful driving past The Swamp, a lot of people have picked up 3 points there recently !

Moyes has finally achived a big ambition.. getting Everton above ManYoo in the table !!

 

[Bilboblue]

Be careful driving past The Swamp, a lot of people have picked up 3 points there recently !

Moyes has finally achived a big ambition.. getting Everton above ManYoo in the table !!

<insert Titanic pic here>

 

[Malty]

Be careful driving past The Swamp, a lot of people have picked up 3 points there recently !

Moyes has finally achived a big ambition.. getting Everton above ManYoo in the table !!

They don't call him agent Moyes for nothing.

 

[The Pink Panther]

URGENT HELP NEEDED!!

Christmas with the rag father in law. Jokes needed, ASAP!

Cheers all.

With a serious face, tell him that you agree with Moyes and the first 17 fixtures were difficult. Then say that they'll be title contenders as the remaining 21 fixtures will balance it out and you're certain that utd with such world class talent as Jones, Wellbeck and Cleverly will be challenging for the Premier league title at the end of the season
Then remind him that it took bacon face four years to shape his squad into an all conquering one, so wee davy should be granted some time as that's the United way

you can then nip out to the kitchen for a laugh

 

[mcmanus]

Seen as you've stuck the knife in over the years...... Merry Christmas to our lurking rags and we are coming for you. Missing us in the league cup semi oh the joy on your faces. How times change.

Merry Christmas Blues.

 

[mike channon´s windmill]

Ha ha !! Love it!!

A very merry Christmas to the worldwide sky blue community

(I suppose that includes all you miserable fookers on here!!)



;)

 

[woolleyback blue]

On this day of Goodwill to all men I would just like to say to all manure fans worldwide, all 69 trillion trillion of you.

MAY YOUR NEXT SH*T BE A HEDGEHOG.