United thread 2013/14

[Pam]

Just got back from Christmas shopping in town. Tonnes of horrible cockney rag bastards swarming around Piccadilly Station. Ugh. This City is ours.

 

[Malty]

Team full of divers.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Team full of cunts

Edited for accuracy

 

[kaz7]

Golden boy booked for diving

 

[moomba]

Golden boy booked for diving

Just saw it. Was a starfish special.

 

[Blue Haze]

They clearly have a cheat culture. Every player that comes in (Hernandez, Young and now Januzaj) starts diving like crazy. They dive by far the most of any English club, it's not even close.

League needs to institute retroactive punishment for simulation with bans.

 

[Malty]

I wonder how long Rooney is going to want to play this deeper midfield role before he asks to leave? yes the commentators praise him for "pulling the strings" but he won't get the Roo headlines he craves.

 

[jimharri]

Not that brilliant in the second half, according to that nice Alan Green on the Beeb's final score programme.

 

[117 M34]

Watched our match in the pub and they had the rags on too.
It was unbelievable how many of them don't know the rules.
They had a goal ruled out for offside and even after showing the replay one rag still said it wasn't offside - it was clearly offside, so much so that I bet it doesn't even get showed on highlights.
Then, when hernandez got fouled, loads were moaning saying he should have been sent off, obviously was just late, even though it did hurt him quite a bit.

 

[AntiUnited]

Golden boy booked for diving

So much for young being an exception.