United thread 2013/14

[Blue Maverick]

Can't wait for the media frenzy if GPC comes back, they certainly won't be afraid of the fucker anymore the press conferences will be a joy.

 

[aguero93:20]

Best one

Beijing Red 4 Lyf ‏@Moyes_Must_Go 15m
TO PEOPLE QUESTIONING MY LOYALTY!! WE CHINESE ARE MOST LOYAL OF ALL FAN!!

BUT IF WE DO NOT GET TROPHY THEN OF COURSE WE CHANGE CLUB! FAIR!

this guys got to be a blue

Beijing Red 4 Lyf ‏@Moyes_Must_Go 33m
I DREAM OF SEEING #MUFC PLAY UNDER TWO TOWERS AT WEMBLEY VIA LIVE STREAM ON REPAIRED LAPTOP

FUKING BOG EYE GOBLIN MAKES DREAM NIGHTMARE

Proper belly laugh!

Twitter time I think.

 

[Benarbia_is_god]

Beijing red is funny tonight... <a class="postlink" href="https://twitter.com/Moyes_Must_Go" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">https://twitter.com/Moyes_Must_Go</a>

One of my favourite accounts on twitter, funny as fuck. Love how he winds Rags, City fans and every team that we play up all at the same time. His tweets about "Shutting the fat Sunderland Geordies up" were priceless earlier, always a bite.

I am 21 now so in my memory Fergie has always been an old man, may retire at any time so iv'e heard the "When Fergie retires it will all crumble" thousands of times before, so sweet that it's finally happening. Iv'e said this before in this thread but with every weekend Fergie becomes a much better manager because this team walked the league last year, he was the only person keeping it all together. Can't believe they are blaming him for not sorting out the mess, he won the fucking league ffs.

 

[silverback]

My computer kept freezing tonight so I am not to sure if I saw what I think I saw. The camera panned in on Gollum and he was talking out of the side of his mouth for about 30 seconds. The camera then pulled out and there were two empty seats either side.

 

[cleavers]

So when is pisscan going to step in and save the day? His ego is too inflated not to. It'll happen as sure as I've got a hole in my arse, but there is going to be a point in the not too distant future that it'll be too late to even save 4th place.

Its not going to happen.

 

[Burtonblue]

Can't wait for the media frenzy if GPC comes back, they certainly won't be afraid of the fucker anymore the press conferences will be a joy.

No way he'd come back now that everyone knows what a pile of shite he has left Gollum with.
I just hope he keeps turning up at all the games cos it's really working for us.

 

[Pam]

Where are all the old lurking rags?

I was thinking that the other day. It's been discernibly quiet on here of late in that respect. Sad *****.

Same. Was thinking about Wigan Ste the ladyboy lover and that Turkish kid that also left a trail of breadcrumbs to his real identity...

Me too. I was trying to remember the usernames of the usual suspects.

 

[Bilboblue]

My computer kept freezing tonight so I am not to sure if I saw what I think I saw. The camera panned in on Gollum and he was talking out of the side of his mouth for about 30 seconds. The camera then pulled out and there were two empty seats either side.

It did happen, he was mumbling to himself.

 

[MCFC Fort Worth]

David Moyes ‏@DavidWillyMoyes 5 Jan
Just saw Fergie and he gave me a naughty smack on the bum. Kinky old bastard.

 

[No6]

My computer kept freezing tonight so I am not to sure if I saw what I think I saw. The camera panned in on Gollum and he was talking out of the side of his mouth for about 30 seconds. The camera then pulled out and there were two empty seats either side.

It did happen, he was mumbling to himself.

Are you sure you weren't watching The Hobbit???

:)