United thread 2013/14

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scousemanc said:
"United star Ashley Young faces driving ban after he admits speeding on M6"

- Manchester Evening News 10th January

Surely they mean diving ban?
hits the ground faster than a skydiver with a faulty parachute, not suprised.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
Matt Lawton in The Mail. At first this looked like it was going to be a hatchet job but it seems to be preparing the ground for a Moyes stay and a clear-out of under-performers. Good news.

Perhaps Ferdinand is wrestling with the fact he just isn’t someone Moyes has in mind for the big games these days. Not when Moyes is of the view Phil Jones and Chris Smalling have the potential to become the finest centre halves in the Premier League.
i thought it was a genuine article until i came across this, the WUM
 
squirtyflower said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
Matt Lawton in The Mail. At first this looked like it was going to be a hatchet job but it seems to be preparing the ground for a Moyes stay and a clear-out of under-performers. Good news.

Perhaps Ferdinand is wrestling with the fact he just isn’t someone Moyes has in mind for the big games these days. Not when Moyes is of the view Phil Jones and Chris Smalling have the potential to become the finest comedy mascots in the Premier League.
i thought it was a genuine article until i came across this, the WUM
he ain't WUMming!
 
Something is up. They told us Rooney was off for sunshine to recover. But have you seen Thompsons new advert. New career move perhaps

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1jOsjwHOUc[/youtube]
 
squirtyflower said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
Matt Lawton in The Mail. At first this looked like it was going to be a hatchet job but it seems to be preparing the ground for a Moyes stay and a clear-out of under-performers. Good news.

Perhaps Ferdinand is wrestling with the fact he just isn’t someone Moyes has in mind for the big games these days. Not when Moyes is of the view Phil Jones and Chris Smalling have the potential to become the finest centre halves in the Premier League.
i thought it was a genuine article until i came across this, the WUM
That's when I realised it was a powder-puff article from the rag PR team. He actually thinks they're both shit is what I was told.
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
squirtyflower said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
Matt Lawton in The Mail. At first this looked like it was going to be a hatchet job but it seems to be preparing the ground for a Moyes stay and a clear-out of under-performers. Good news.
i thought it was a genuine article until i came across this, the WUM
That's when I realised it was a powder-puff article from the rag PR team. He actually thinks they're both shit is what I was told.
yep, you can see their handprints all over it
 
Prestwich_Blue said:
squirtyflower said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
Matt Lawton in The Mail. At first this looked like it was going to be a hatchet job but it seems to be preparing the ground for a Moyes stay and a clear-out of under-performers. Good news.
i thought it was a genuine article until i came across this, the WUM
That's when I realised it was a powder-puff article from the rag PR team. He actually thinks they're both shit is what I was told.


It is indeed direct from RAG-PRAVDA via a pet 'embedded' journalsit... it's actually quite well-constructed ...

the Aikido style use of opposition force in the first half of the article then swings its energy through the arc of camel-gob's (aged) moanings... to the sunlit new uplands of the new centre half pairing... showing a new example to all young Soviets.... (hurrah !!)..

The generals Shrekov and van Pursov are not defecting , they're just resting and van Pursov so honours the new leader that he has offered his whole salary for the time he is injured to the Swamp Youth Acandemy , from which he himself came.

We are then told that the new President and his Polit bureau have identified 'revisionist factions' within and that they will be 'dealt with'.....


......All hail to the Great New Leader , Gollum the Pale. and the next Great Dive (... errr.. sorry) 'Leap' Forward.... !!!!

how ironic that the Swamp has co-opted a journalist from the Soviet-hating Daily Fail to be their mouthpiece
 
squirtyflower said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
squirtyflower said:
i thought it was a genuine article until i came across this, the WUM
That's when I realised it was a powder-puff article from the rag PR team. He actually thinks they're both shit is what I was told.
yep, you can see their handprints all over it
They're so transparent, it's fucking comical. Anyone who can't see it is stupid or willfully blind.

Shame on you Matt Lawton.
 
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