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blue underpants said:
waspish said:
blue underpants said:
Hasn't taken Solskjaer long to get in the swing of the rag propaganda machine, just been on SSN, utd will be right at the top come May and City are only there because of the money blah blah blah

You wouldn't expect anything else from a rag KUNT! Let's hope we smash his side tomorrow
Wonder if there is a Kremlin style room deep in the bowels of the swamp where they send them to be indoctrinated just before they leave, they all trot out the same mantra word for word its laughable
Just watching Mourinho as well, looks as though he has had a spell in there as well, ''utd will be a tough game as utd are utd no matter what position they are in blah blah'', no they won't Jose your team is miles better than the rags and you will rip them a new arse hole so cut the creeping crap and just say it
In fairness though, that's what Pellegrini would say, because otherwise he would come across as an arrogant cock. Rare than managers go around saying they will do this and that, they more often than not speak of their respect for the opposition. Don't get me wrong, it'd be piss funny if Mourinho had said, 'well to be honest if you look at where they are, who they have as manager and who they ended up with for £27m, we will fucking destroy the cunts on Sunday', but that's not going to happen!
 
blue underpants said:
Hasn't taken Solskjaer long to get in the swing of the rag propaganda machine, just been on SSN, utd will be right at the top come May and City are only there because of the money blah blah blah
*sigh*
Cardiff are "there" because of the money; Doncaster are "there" because of the money; the hospitals that should be closed, the hospitals that should be built, and Mr. Patel's Samosa and Mint Balls corner shop empire are all "there" because of the money; as is the keyboard I am typing on, the cup of PG I have just quaffed, and the month in Crete I can't afford: all the football clubs I don't own "there"; all the football clubs that don't even exist "there", and all the Bentleys I don't own "there" in front of all the Mayfair addresses I don't live at "there", and all the delightful Czech porn stars I'm not shagging nightly are all "there" because of the money.

Idiot.
 
Sigh said:
blue underpants said:
Hasn't taken Solskjaer long to get in the swing of the rag propaganda machine, just been on SSN, utd will be right at the top come May and City are only there because of the money blah blah blah
*sigh*
Cardiff are "there" because of the money; Doncaster are "there" because of the money; the hospitals that should be closed, the hospitals that should be built, and Mr. Patel's Samosa and Mint Balls corner shop empire are all "there" because of the money; as is the keyboard I am typing on, the cup of PG I have just quaffed, and the month in Crete I can't afford: all the football clubs I don't own "there"; all the football clubs that don't even exist "there", and all the Bentleys I don't own "there" in front of all the Mayfair addresses I don't live at "there", and all the delightful Czech porn stars I'm not shagging nightly are all "there" because of the money.

Idiot.


Brilliant!
 
Sigh said:
blue underpants said:
Hasn't taken Solskjaer long to get in the swing of the rag propaganda machine, just been on SSN, utd will be right at the top come May and City are only there because of the money blah blah blah
*sigh*
Cardiff are "there" because of the money; Doncaster are "there" because of the money; the hospitals that should be closed, the hospitals that should be built, and Mr. Patel's Samosa and Mint Balls corner shop empire are all "there" because of the money; as is the keyboard I am typing on, the cup of PG I have just quaffed, and the month in Crete I can't afford: all the football clubs I don't own "there"; all the football clubs that don't even exist "there", and all the Bentleys I don't own "there" in front of all the Mayfair addresses I don't live at "there", and all the delightful Czech porn stars I'm not shagging nightly are all "there" because of the money.

Idiot.

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