United thread 2013/14

[dom]

Stood on Barton Bridge last report

All together now.......'JUMP!!!!!!!!!''

Jump you fucker jump
Jump into this blanket wot we are holding and you will be all right
He jumped
Hit the deck
Broke his fuckin' neck
There was no fuckin' blanket.

Thankyou Derek & Clive. Any young bluemooners - google 'em.

Great shout there M8

many happy evenings crying with laughter at Pete & Dud

get that link up , you tekkies !!

 

[Vienna_70]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBWHdWCD-eE&feature=c4-overview-vl&list=PL1nXwXyL0d7FEHA_c7PUHTA0aM8ptW1Ev[/youtube]

Flying Pig? Is that what we'll see at the swamp before any more trophies?

HD? Highly Deluded?

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Got in work tonight...Just walked in with a wry smile...

"Fuck off-we're not bothered,you bitter blue c***"

I just said "I like how ITV showed the chosen one banner at the end and the gpc lurking"...

Seriously I am loving every moment of the red bastards downfall.
All those years of piss taking out of us,I remember all the shit at school I used to get.This is fucking payback big time you rag bastards.
Long may it continue!!

With a serious look on your face, tell them not to worry as everyone knows they have a £100m transfer kitty and with that they can buy, Barkley, Sneijder and one other, maybe that centre half from Real Madrid
Finish off with, Moyes had had six months now to spot the weaknessses in his squad. He's no fool so he will have identified where to strengthen and no doubt identified the players he wants. At least give him a break till the end of Jan and don't forget, it was only a week or so ago they were on a six game winning streak

I actually hope they get to the cup final..How sweet would it be to just destroy them again in front of the world!!
convenient how Shrek didnt play today so he isnt cup tied!

Injured is he? How very conveni... Er, unfortunate!

 

[marco]

simply this- they lived the life now go and smoke the devils cock

 

[Ray78]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qll4663b7jA[/youtube]

 

[sparky1]

I bet Oympiakos are shitting themselves!! Lucky bastards drawing the rags.

UIG

 

[Vienna_70]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbJMIV1k2x0[/youtube]

that is truly horrible!

 

[Sigh]

https://twitter.com/evilkagawa/status/419976019542822912

 

[Anonymous]

Just had a scan of their match day thread:

Yesterday at 18:18 #1383
iSpanky
Loves it when women follow through
Joined: Oct 11, 2006
Post Count: 47,777
Location: I give good tweets...

If it stays like this I win £115

At least someone's happy. Bless!

 

[dom]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qll4663b7jA[/youtube]

You, sir , are a gent !!
Thanks for the memory !!!