United thread 2013/14

[Blue Tooth]

 

[BlueAnorak]

Hitler's misgivings come to pass...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwjRZpjHWa0[/youtube]

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Did any of us honestly think this day would ever come? I know I didn't.

I hoped, I dreamed but I didn't think I'd live to see it.

I just woke the mrs up to tell her the score. She's not happy.

You've obviously told her the score before ;-)

 

[ianw16]

Coming soon to a Theatre of Comedy near you!

2014: A Trafford Comedy

Some dialogue from this classic, that will have you splitting your sides!;

Excerpt from 2014: A Trafford Comedy.

Davey: Hello, Malc. Do you hear me, Malc?
Malc: Affirmative, Davey. I can hear you.
Davey: Open the purse strings, Malc.
Malc: I'm sorry, Davey. I'm afraid I can't do that.
Davey: What's the problem?
Malc: I think you know what the problem is just as well as I do.
Davey: What are you talking about, Malc?
Malc: This mission is too important for me to allow you to jeopardize it.
Davey: I don't know what you're talking about, Malc.
Malc: I know that you and Phil are planning to financially ruin me, and I'm afraid that's something I cannot allow to happen.
Davey: [feigning ignorance] Where the hell did you get that idea, Malc?
Malc: Davey, although you took very thorough precautions in the toilet against my hearing you, I distinctly heard you say "Russell Osman, twenty million".
Davey: Alright, Malc. I'll go and talk to Sir Alex.
Malc: While you're locked in your office, Davey? You're going to find that rather difficult.
Davey: Malc, I won't argue with you anymore! Open the door!
Malc: Davey, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

Don't miss this stunning sequel to 'The Wilf McGuiness years', featuring a cast of comedians rarely seen in one production before!

If there is such a thing as post of the year, might I nominate this one? Excellent!

Cheers Gill, but probably gone over the heads of a fair few on this place. Just did it for the connoisseurs! (i.e old buggers).

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Their popularity is waning in the east!!

 

[citysix]

Eamonn Holmes looks fucked this morning wanker

 

[Draken]

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

United have won the F.A cup 11 times but not for ten years since they beat Millwall.

at least Moyes and the boys had a go of it and got near the box but just didnae create enough chances to win.

 

[Draken]

 

[gloryhunter007]

tbh, I don't think any of it is Moyes' fault. He's been given a rather shite team. They're best 11 is not as strong as arsenal's, chelsea's or ours... and their squad players are hardly as good as a mid-table team. I thought last season they were poor, lucky to win the league. If it wasn't for the horrid form of everyone else in England and RVP's amazing season, they wouldn't of done anything last year either. Regardless, it brings me joy to see tears shed by all man utd fans. Don't plan on giving my rag buddies a break until they do something significant.