United thread 2013/14

[foxy]

Sorry but Welbeck's goal was a fluke. He's shit and couldn't finish a yoghurt. His 'dink' was a fucking fluke, he did not mean they goal.

 

[sparky1]

Just seen the shot of the 'The Chosen One' banner, with those two wankers banging it and the rest of the sheep clapping in unison.

They've just beaten one of their mid-table rivals and they're wanking themselves as if they'd won the Champions' League.

Tossers!

I knew they would celebrate like this.

How the mighty have fallen.

-- Sat Jan 11, 2014 7:34 pm --

Darren Fletcher just said, and I quote, "...Swansea are one of the best teams in the league..."

Starting the media spin with their own players now.

They're 3 or 4 points off a relegation place.

And bottom of the league based on their last 6 matches....obviously excluding the FA cup!!

 

[bluethrunthru]

Sorry but Welbeck's goal was a fluke. He's shit and couldn't finish a yoghurt. His 'dink' was a fucking fluke, he did not mean they goal.

Think he knew enough to know it was going wide and just got a tough on it but yep could've finished up anywhere !!

 

[ifiwasarichfan]

Sorry but Welbeck's goal was a fluke. He's shit and couldn't finish a yoghurt. His 'dink' was a fucking fluke, he did not mean they goal.

Think he knew enough to know it was going wide and just got a tough on it but yep could've finished up anywhere !!

I think he is pretty gash as well but neither of you would have said the same if Kun had scored one like that.

Strikers instinct. Maybe we have a chance in Brazil after all ...)

 

[bluethrunthru]

Yep - Englands strikers...... Wellbeck, Campbell, Carroll and Lambert will have the rest of the world quaking - Shrek. Laillana and Rodriguez ready to step up should one of the fearsome four first choicers not make the plane to Brazil...... depressing isn't it?

 

[aguero93:20]

Some clown on RagCafe talking about Januzaj

I said during the game that he's the best 18 year old I've ever seen. I don't recall Messi being this good. Ronaldo certainly wasn't. My dad said Giggs which is probably fair but I didn't see 18 year old Giggs.

obviously didn't see messi putting chances on a plate for team mates against real Madrid when he was 18 then. fuckwit. (ragcafe poster that is)

 

[Blue Hefner]

Some clown on RagCafe talking about Januzaj

I said during the game that he's the best 18 year old I've ever seen. I don't recall Messi being this good. Ronaldo certainly wasn't. My dad said Giggs which is probably fair but I didn't see 18 year old Giggs.

obviously didn't see messi putting chances on a plate for team mates against real Madrid when he was 18 then. fuckwit. (ragcafe poster that is)

Messi scored a hat-trick V Real Madrid at 18(ish) and rewferring to 'his dad ' talking about Giggs says it all!

Comparing some lab they got from the Anderct(sp) youth team, who's only major contibutions are hitting the bar and scoring V S'land to Messi and Ronaldo is frankly embarrassing

 

[supercrystal7]

Some clown on RagCafe talking about Januzaj

obviously didn't see messi putting chances on a plate for team mates against real Madrid when he was 18 then. fuckwit. (ragcafe poster that is)

Messi scored a hat-trick V Real Madrid at 18(ish) and rewferring to 'his dad ' talking about Giggs says it all!

Comparing some lab they got from the Anderct(sp) youth team, who's only major contibutions are hitting the bar and scoring V S'land to Messi and Ronaldo is frankly embarrassing

Still remember the first time I saw Messi. Cannot remember who they were playing, but he was 17 and scored a lob, but was ruled offside. A bit later he scored a repeat of the goal for his first ever goal. There never was any doubt for me that Messi would one day be the best in the world. Not the same with Ronaldo. Saw him in the U17 tournament and thought he would be world class, but never thought he had as much potential as Rooney or Messi.

Moyes still does not have the guts to do what should be bleeding obvious. Play Kagawa behind the striker for a sustained period. Start playing a settled team. Carrick and Fletcher in the middle, Vidic and Smalling/Jones at the back, Rafael right back, Evra left back. Januzaj on one wing and he seems to love Valencia so play him.

 

[Gillespie]

Man Yoo don't count anymore

Don't preoccupy yourselves with them

You can surely define yourselves without reference to them?

They don't count

 

[Anonymous]

Man Yoo don't count anymore

Don't preoccupy yourselves with them

You can surely define yourselves without reference to them?

They don't count

Correct. However, one cannot help but require oxygen to try and resolve the fits of laughter at the goings on over at the Theatre of Marketing Men's Dreams.

 

[pominoz]

They really are horrible fuckers aren't they?, check out the second post in this thread,,,

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/threads/financial-fair-play-to-be-challenged-in-court.382290/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/threads/financia ... rt.382290/</a>

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They really are horrible fuckers aren't they?, check out the second post in this thread,,,

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redcafe.net/threads/financial-fair-play-to-be-challenged-in-court.382290/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redcafe.net/threads/financia ... rt.382290/</a>

Talking of horrible, that's the type of shock they're in for when we start making a profit in twelve months time. Also, some of them are still bleating on about the Etihad deal which, if anything, is undervalued at the reported £30 million pa for a club of our stature and profile.

 

[AntiUnited]

Ive been reading their post match thing vrs swansea. its like they all have collective amnesia. Swansea where to the barebones player wise and still got dicked for most of the game.. They really think they turned a corner apparently...

 

[abu13]

Ive been reading their post match thing vrs swansea. its like they all have collective amnesia. Swansea where to the barebones player wise and still got dicked for most of the game.. They really think they turned a corner apparently...

I know, I texed a couple of rags mates after the game telling them that they are right and they will finish in the top 4 now they have got their act together. The pricks didnt even realise I was taking the piss, other than Arsenal have they beaten anyone in the top ten?

 

[mcmanus]

Ive been reading their post match thing vrs swansea. its like they all have collective amnesia. Swansea where to the barebones player wise and still got dicked for most of the game.. They really think they turned a corner apparently...

Good.

#SOD

 

[AntiUnited]

Ive been reading their post match thing vrs swansea. its like they all have collective amnesia. Swansea where to the barebones player wise and still got dicked for most of the game.. They really think they turned a corner apparently...

I know, I texed a couple of rags mates after the game telling them that they are right and they will finish in the top 4 now they have got their act together. The pricks didnt even realise I was taking the piss, other than Arsenal have they beaten anyone in the top ten?

Dont think so you really cant make it up... and they are like praising the living daylights out of jizzayah its on a whole different level to zanadine christ cleverly, and duncan jones. the constant praise for every touch and flick from yesterdays commentary made me sick..

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Ive been reading their post match thing vrs swansea. its like they all have collective amnesia. Swansea where to the barebones player wise and still got dicked for most of the game.. They really think they turned a corner apparently...

I know, I texed a couple of rags mates after the game telling them that they are right and they will finish in the top 4 now they have got their act together. The pricks didnt even realise I was taking the piss, other than Arsenal have they beaten anyone in the top ten?

We could do with them getting a result at the bridge for us next week about time that jizzjazz they are wanking over turned in a performance against a top side. Can't see it happening unfortunatly and top 4 won't happen for the vermin neither,have they shown more consitancy than the dippers this season? If spurs get their act together under Tim Sherwood I can only see a not very impressive 7th place for the chosen one and self proclaimed greatest club in the world.

 

[SrilankanBlue]

PR Dept in overdrive about the supposed 180m euro warchest

 

[Vienna_70]

You would have thought that if there was this magical gigantic war chest available to gollum, they would have already spent a large portion of it, considering how wank they've been this season in general, and the last week in particular.

But no, as yet, the squad remains the same.

Surprise, surprise.

 

[standupifyouhatemanu]

I certainly don't want them getting a result at the Bridge! We will just fight on toe to toe with Arsenal and Chelsea, we are better than both and will finish ahead of them, leave the rags to stew in mid table after Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool etc beat them...