United thread 2013/14

[blue b4 the moon]

I certainly don't want them getting a result at the Bridge! We will just fight on toe to toe with Arsenal and Chelsea, we are better than both and will finish ahead of them, leave the rags to stew in mid table after Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool etc beat them...

Chelsea will batter them next week.

Any team with a decent functional midfield does. Add to that that midfield is where mostly chelsea score from and its looking like a 3 or 4 goal win. Just in time for the Greeks to have a go.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Sir Alex Ferguson held an unscheduled meeting with successor Moyes after the Old Trafford club's FA Cup defeat by Swansea. ~ Sunday People


As if we needed evidence that he is simply a puppet(and fall guy....)

 

[mad4city]

Ive been reading their post match thing vrs swansea. its like they all have collective amnesia. Swansea where to the barebones player wise and still got dicked for most of the game.. They really think they turned a corner apparently...

This is a common misconception amongst those who have not yet experienced the phenomenon of relentless crushing disappointment.

Thirty-Odd years we thought we had "turned the corner". In actual fact, we were just turning around & around in a downward spiral.

Long may they spin. Couldn't happen to a nicer bunch.

 

[samharris]

Some clown on RagCafe talking about Januzaj

I said during the game that he's the best 18 year old I've ever seen. I don't recall Messi being this good. Ronaldo certainly wasn't. My dad said Giggs which is probably fair but I didn't see 18 year old Giggs.

It's official - Januzaj is the new Macheda.

I think you'll find its pronounced 'messiah'. ;)

 

[Marvin]

I certainly don't want them getting a result at the Bridge! We will just fight on toe to toe with Arsenal and Chelsea, we are better than both and will finish ahead of them, leave the rags to stew in mid table after Chelsea, Arsenal, Liverpool etc beat them...

Chelsea will batter them next week.

Any team with a decent functional midfield does. Add to that that midfield is where mostly chelsea score from and its looking like a 3 or 4 goal win. Just in time for the Greeks to have a go.

Not sure they will. Mourinho will be very cagey. And if RVP and Rooney return then it could be very tight.

I want Chelsea to lose

 

[samharris]

Ive been reading their post match thing vrs swansea. its like they all have collective amnesia. Swansea where to the barebones player wise and still got dicked for most of the game.. They really think they turned a corner apparently...

I know, I texed a couple of rags mates after the game telling them that they are right and they will finish in the top 4 now they have got their act together. The pricks didnt even realise I was taking the piss, other than Arsenal have they beaten anyone in the top ten?

Dont think so you really cant make it up... and they are like praising the living daylights out of jizzayah its on a whole different level to zanadine christ cleverly, and duncan jones. the constant praise for every touch and flick from yesterdays commentary made me sick..

I have yet to see jizzy actually do sommat out of the ordinary!! when he does then maybe Ill change my mind.. but not yet..

 

[mad4city]

I have yet to see jizzy actually do sommat out of the ordinary!! when he does then maybe Ill change my mind.. but not yet..

BLASPHEMER!!!!!





Where's my bloody bag of gravel...

 

[jrb]

Talking about weired sponsorship deals.(see Rag Cafe)

There's been no news yet on United's *£150 million* Carrington Training Ground sponsorship deal., That's right, United's Carrington Training Ground, 10 pitches(?), 2 buildings(?), and 1 car park, stuck in the middle of nowhere, behind large hegdes, a moat, a checkpoint, and a half a mile long road leading to the car park.

UEFA have called the sponsorship deal in to scritinize it. I'm sure David Gill is already on to it on behalf of United, sorry, I meant UEFA.(and his mate Platini)

 

[AntiUnited]

I know, I texed a couple of rags mates after the game telling them that they are right and they will finish in the top 4 now they have got their act together. The pricks didnt even realise I was taking the piss, other than Arsenal have they beaten anyone in the top ten?

Dont think so you really cant make it up... and they are like praising the living daylights out of jizzayah its on a whole different level to zanadine christ cleverly, and duncan jones. the constant praise for every touch and flick from yesterdays commentary made me sick..

I have yet to see jizzy actually do sommat out of the ordinary!! when he does then maybe Ill change my mind.. but not yet..

STFU OK !!! he scored a worldy against hard nosed Sunderland u simply dont score against the best fukin defense every assembled. To be fair the rats have not played any 1 of significant status till next week vrs chelski and i can easily see him getting dicked by cole or that other guy that i have no clue in spelling or saying. yesterdays commentary the guy was litterly taking a wank jizzayah passed the ball above 2 players heads(and yet barkley is conducting leading and actually scoring and you hardly hear shit about that)... are they that desperate that it comes down to praising a player on the basics ??

 

[Bill]

They'll definitely be affected in the transfer market though, won't buying at the top table that's for sure, and considering the changes they need that could become quite amusing in itself.

They were affected last summer in that respect. Fellaini. Lol.
If Rooney, vidic, rvp, Ferdinand etc left and they replaced them with the players a 6th placed club can attract, like Liverpool with downing etc, they will be fucked more than we could have envisaged.

shame eh ;)

-- Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:44 pm --

My Better Half just told me that Mad Hatter Blues have put, "Somebody must have told rags that Twitter is working again!

What a surprise; the armchair plastics coming out of the woodwork as soon the scum win a game.

Same old story!

Its Swansea ffs..

who were woeful.

 

[jrb]

There's no doubt he's good and has got talent, but f*** me, the underpants creaming from Sky Sports, Martin Tyler, BT Sports, Micheal Owen, etc, is........( fill in as appropriate)

United only need to find, sorry buy, four more similar players, and they'll have a Class Of 2014, to match the Clas Of 1992.

 

[jrb]

Paddy Crerand, Mickey Thomas, Lou Macari, etc, Where Are You

?

 

[Bill]

Re: Paddy Crerand, Mickey Thomas, Lou Macari, etc, Where Are You

mutv but they can't afford to put a bob in the meter.

 

[BlueRockape]

Dont think so you really cant make it up... and they are like praising the living daylights out of jizzayah its on a whole different level to zanadine christ cleverly, and duncan jones. the constant praise for every touch and flick from yesterdays commentary made me sick..

I have yet to see jizzy actually do sommat out of the ordinary!! when he does then maybe Ill change my mind.. but not yet..

STFU OK !!! he scored a worldy against hard nosed Sunderland u simply dont score against the best fukin defense every assembled. To be fair the rats have not played any 1 of significant status till next week vrs chelski and i can easily see him getting dicked by cole or that other guy that i have no clue in spelling or saying. yesterdays commentary the guy was litterly taking a wank jizzayah passed the ball above 2 players heads(and yet barkley is conducting leading and actually scoring and you hardly hear shit about that)... are they that desperate that it comes down to praising a player on the basics ??

As I posted in another thred he is all they have they have fukall else to crow about :-)

 

[Burtonblue]

Re: Paddy Crerand, Mickey Thomas, Lou Macari, etc, Where Are You

Disappeared up their own arses I think.

 

[mancitymick]

Re: Paddy Crerand, Mickey Thomas, Lou Macari, etc, Where Are You

Has Fred Done paid out yet?

 

[samharris]

They were affected last summer in that respect. Fellaini. Lol.
If Rooney, vidic, rvp, Ferdinand etc left and they replaced them with the players a 6th placed club can attract, like Liverpool with downing etc, they will be fucked more than we could have envisaged.

shame eh ;)

-- Sat Jan 11, 2014 8:44 pm --

My Better Half just told me that Mad Hatter Blues have put, "Somebody must have told rags that Twitter is working again!

What a surprise; the armchair plastics coming out of the woodwork as soon the scum win a game.

Same old story!

Its Swansea ffs..

who were woeful.

Maybe it was lionel jizzy who made em look woeful..

-- Sun Jan 12, 2014 11:14 am --

I have yet to see jizzy actually do sommat out of the ordinary!! when he does then maybe Ill change my mind.. but not yet..

BLASPHEMER!!!!!





Where's my bloody bag of gravel...

Ill never have to change my mind.. dont fret..

There are a lot of women here today though ;)

 

[jrb]

Paddy Crerand, Mickey Thomas, Lou Macari, etc, Where are you

?

 

[aguero93:20]

Talking about weired sponsorship deals.(see Rag Cafe)

There's been no news yet on United's *£150 million* Carrington Training Ground sponsorship deal., That's right, United's Carrington Training Ground, 10 pitches(?), 2 buildings(?), and 1 car park, stuck in the middle of nowhere, behind large hegdes, a moat, a checkpoint, and a half a mile long road leading to the car park.

UEFA have called the sponsorship deal in to scritinize it. I'm sure David Gill is already on to it on behalf of United, sorry, I meant UEFA.(and his mate Platini)

are they studying it? interesting,a few of their deals are nonsensical.

 

[james1910]

Re: Paddy Crerand, Mickey Thomas, Lou Macari, etc, Where Are You

witherspoons with all the other pissheads on a sunday morning lol