United Thread 2014/15 (continued)

[bluevengence]

I would like it put on record that I absolutely HATE,loath and detest the putrid raggy scum cunts.

 

[mad4city]

TT out

".......campaign is the brainchild of United fan Lawrence Podlaski from Exeter....." - sounds like a typicall scum

Reads like another piece of sarcasm to me.

And me. It's the same joke on an endless loop on that site. Funny the first time you read it but wearing a bit thin now.

 

[Blue Mist]

Can I just congratulate Wayne Rooney for having his FIRST shot on target in 2015 during yesterdays match. A truly remarkable achievement and I am sure everyone will join me in in congratulating him.......
when you have stopped laughing that is.

 

[Bluewonder]

The only thing that will get them top 4 will be the Europa League! Hopefully Liverpool and Spurs will be knocked out of it this round and can concentrate on the league! They're such a poor team and with the liabilities they have to service they will struggle to make any big purchases without CL football.

 

[Pam]

Red Cafe is in virtual meltdown

It's compelling reading

Even the thread titles are comedy gold.

 

[zandvoort blue]

TiTs out

 

[Pam]

Can I just congratulate Wayne Rooney for having his FIRST shot on target in 2015 during yesterdays match. A truly remarkable achievement and I am sure everyone will join me in in congratulating him.......
when you have stopped laughing that is.

Well if that's true, it represents £2.4 million in wages per shot. What a badly run club. Laughing stock last season and £140 millions later, they're giving themselves every chance of more cosmic hilarity and a second season outside the top four.

 

[cleavers]

TT out

".......campaign is the brainchild of United fan Lawrence Podlaski from Exeter....." - sounds like a typicall scum

Reads like another piece of sarcasm to me.

That's how I read it too.

 

[malg]

TT out

Very funny. I always like the quotes at the end. This is the content of the link above:

The LVGOut campaign is the brainchild of United fan Lawrence Podlaski from Exeter and will serve as a movement to put pressure on the United board to remove Van Gaal.

Lawrence went on to say " I want to make perfectly clear that this is not a personal vendetta against Van Gaal but it is a peaceful campaign to have him removed as manager. We have gone downhill since Moyes left and this is total unacceptable. Long balls, flimsy Argentinians and daft Dutch accents isn't the philosophy we signed up for and we need to act now before we get relegated within the next few years"

The group have several planned demonstrations in the pipeline which although we don't have the full details of we can confirm that another plane fly over is a possibility.

You can and add your weight to the campaign by searching for #LVGOut on Facebook and like the page by clicking here >>>> LVGOut

As always we were outside Old Trafford for some reaction.

Terry 56 from Urmston - " I've been watching United since I was knee high to a grasshopper and I've never known a farce like it. We nearly went bankrupt 49 years ago but this is worse. We need somebody like Guardiola or Klopp to take us further"

Michael 32 from Burnley - " It's not on this. City fans were saying that when Fergie left we'd be fucked and they were right. How have those poor bastards put up with this for so long? It's literally going to be a manager a season at this rate."

Brenda 42 from Sacramento - " It's totally crazy isn't it? I have a lot of red family and friends back home in California but there are a lot of them turning blue. We need to get him out. Moyes was hung drawn and quartered for what he did and Van Gaal seems to be getting away with it"

 

[Blue Mist]

Can I just congratulate Wayne Rooney for having his FIRST shot on target in 2015 during yesterdays match. A truly remarkable achievement and I am sure everyone will join me in in congratulating him.......
when you have stopped laughing that is.

Well if that's true, it represents £2.4 million in wages per shot. What a badly run club. Laughing stock last season and £140 millions later, they're giving themselves every chance of more cosmic hilarity and a second season outside the top four.

Pam, believe me it is true and if you don't............. here it is from the BBC website (I love the dig at the end)

United threatened sporadically as Van Persie's close-range effort grazed the crossbar and Wayne Rooney had his first shot on target of 2015, albeit a weak effort easily held by Lukasz Fabianski.

Bearing in mind he is supposed be THE England striker it is very very funny.