United Thread 2014/15 (continued)

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

2 offside goals and a lucky rebound is plenty flukey to me you fucking wanker.

ahahahaha ,they get you like that sometimes :)

Be a real laugh if they turn op at our place. TT would be waiting with a kidnap team and Taxi at Ringway :)

A name I havent heard in ages. I bet 90% of plastic rags have absolutely no idea what Ringway is.

 

[City Raider]

ahahahaha ,they get you like that sometimes :)

Be a real laugh if they turn op at our place. TT would be waiting with a kidnap team and Taxi at Ringway :)

A name I havent heard in ages. I bet 90% of plastic rags have absolutely no idea what Ringway is.

Unless they'd met John O'Shea

 

[Vienna_70]

Be a real laugh if they turn op at our place. TT would be waiting with a kidnap team and Taxi at Ringway :)

A name I havent heard in ages. I bet 90% of plastic rags have absolutely no idea what Ringway is.

Unless they'd met John O'Shea

Allegedly.

 

[crazyg]

Watched the Swansea match in a bar in Costa Teguise, Lanzarote.

As we walked in, me wearing a City polo shirt, 4 lads on a table shouted "up the Swans". I asked them who they supported, and one said "yunoited" in a southern accent. I said that was pretty obvious from their accents, and then asked how many had ever been to Manchester. Surprisingly, they all shook their heads! They left just after the second goal went in.

Rags. Don't you just love them? (Best answers on a postcard to.......)

 

[paulchapo]

Watched the Swansea match in a bar in Costa Teguise, Lanzarote.

As we walked in, me wearing a City polo shirt, 4 lads on a table shouted "up the Swans". I asked them who they supported, and one said "yunoited" in a southern accent. I said that was pretty obvious from their accents, and then asked how many had ever been to Manchester. Surprisingly, they all shook their heads! They left just after the second goal went in.

Rags. Don't you just love them? (Best answers on a postcard to.......)

I was working on a ship in Kent that was full of plastic rags when we went down to the old third division[re-named the second then.] It was tea time and the messroom was packed,all the rags in one corner gloating and taking the piss. I said,''Ok lads i will take stick off any one of you who has actually been to Old Trafford.''.....Silence. I then said,''Ok i will make it a little easier.I will take stick off any one of you who has actually seen United play live.Anyone???'' Dumb silence and they were now looking a little sheepish and the whole messroom was silent.

I then said,''Well i have a season ticket for City, I go to every game when i am not working home and away and did when i lived in Kent for five years so you have no excuse.I was there when we were at the top and i will still be there next season and when you plastic knobs get off your arses and actually GO to a game you can give me stick,until then shut the fuck up!!'' The whole messroom except the plastics cheered and in spite of the relegation boy did it feel good!

 

[StrangewaysHereWeCome]

Watched the Swansea match in a bar in Costa Teguise, Lanzarote.

As we walked in, me wearing a City polo shirt, 4 lads on a table shouted "up the Swans". I asked them who they supported, and one said "yunoited" in a southern accent. I said that was pretty obvious from their accents, and then asked how many had ever been to Manchester. Surprisingly, they all shook their heads! They left just after the second goal went in.

Rags. Don't you just love them? (Best answers on a postcard to.......)

I was working on a ship in Kent that was full of plastic rags when we went down to the old third division[re-named the second then.] It was tea time and the messroom was packed,all the rags in one corner gloating and taking the piss. I said,''Ok lads i will take stick off any one of you who has actually been to Old Trafford.''.....Silence. I then said,''Ok i will make it a little easier.I will take stick off any one of you who has actually seen United play live.Anyone???'' Dumb silence and they were now looking a little sheepish and the whole messroom was silent.

I then said,''Well i have a season ticket for City, I go to every game when i am not working home and away and did when i lived in Kent for five years so you have no excuse.I was there when we were at the top and i will still be there next season and when you plastic knobs get off your arses and actually GO to a game you can give me stick,until then shut the fuck up!!'' The whole messroom except the plastics cheered and in spite of the relegation boy did it feel good!

Tight ****. Don't you know how hard it has always been to get tickets for old Trafford?

 

[Bilboblue]

I have been working on a job in Bristol the last 4 months, plenty there know I am a season ticket holder and go to games as much as I can.

However, there has been a few new starters recently and a disproportionate amount of them are the archetypal rag, think they everything about the game whereas in reality they know fuck all.

Tea break the other day was hilarious, a few of them were taking the piss out of Chelsea losing to West Brom, I just mentioned that they had ten men and were away, which is better than losing to them at home, the reaction was priceless.

I let them harp on about nothing in particular when I pointed out I wasn't a rentboy, I was a City fan. Bear in mind I have just about always lived down south. 'Oh yeah, you really sound like one, great Manchester accent' 'Oh I suppose you used to be a Chelsea fan though' Why City? Just to spite yoonited?'

Just smirked and asked the usual questions about how many times they have been to trafford, how many times have they even seen them play etc. etc. needless to say, not a lot of information was proferred!

Got the old 'Bet you've only supported them since the money came' to which I showed a photo of me outside Ewood Park just before Shearer made his debut for them against us some 20-odd years ago, ended up with the rest of the lads on the job, scaffolders, brickies etc. absolutely hammering these fuckers after they dared to call me a plastic in a broad south-west accent.

I do like baiting the delinquents, many times I have wound people up saying I used to follow Liverpool, then Arsenal then Chelsea before City, the amount of people that believe that, is incredible.

 

[BigJoe#1]

a rag in the pub a few years ago was moaning how Chelsea were ruining football and it wasn't right what they were doing.
he said
look at how they have just bought Essien
i said
whats wrong with that ?
he said
we would have got him if it wasn't for them

That is actually really funny, made me share my tea with the keyboard anyway.

 

[Sergi0 Na5r1]

Had one of these vermin last night who couldn't stop mentioning how rubbish our title defense and conceding goals have been especially with "the flop" Mangala and Kompany (they love having go at these two). I mentioned that yet Hart's still up for the Golden Glove against 3 other GKs...

He then assumed De Gea MUST be up there as he's the "best in the world right now".

When I said no he wasn't even close, quickly changed the subject to what a flop Sterling would be if we signed him. Sad bunch really...

 

[Akira]

Had one of these vermin last night who couldn't stop mentioning how rubbish our title defense and conceding goals have been especially with "the flop" Mangala and Kompany (they love having go at these two). I mentioned that yet Hart's still up for the Golden Glove against 3 other GKs...

He then assumed De Gea MUST be up there as he's the "best in the world right now".

When I said no he wasn't even close, quickly changed the subject to what a flop Sterling would be if we signed him. Sad bunch really...

Really annoys me when they hype De Gea up, always saying how he's probably "best goalkeeper in the world". The ape with gloves couldn't keep a cockroach away from crawling between his legs.