United Thread 2014/15

[malg]

This is fun!!!!.


Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri · 1h

Vermaelen:"Manchester United? It was very easy to choose. I wanted to join one of best club in the world, that's why I joined Barcelona"

I like Vermaelen.

I'm getting a shirt with that quote!

 

[Vienna_70]

1. In for (£30m) Benatia now.
2. .........and (£30m) Hummel's.
3. ..........and (£17m) Blind.
4. The (£40m +)Vidal deal is back on.
5. .......oh, and (£25m) Cuadrado.

No wonder they're being tipped for the title.

Where the fuck did you get the apostrophe in Hummels?

 

[Rammyblues]

Where the fuck did you get the apostrophe in Hummels?

Probably lurking on his keyboard somewhere unloved and unused. :-)

 

[tommybooth]

THEY are already down for the community shield next year.

 

[malg]

1. In for (£30m) Benatia now.
2. .........and (£30m) Hummel's.
3. ..........and (£17m) Blind.
4. The (£40m +)Vidal deal is back on.
5. .......oh, and (£25m) Cuadrado.

No wonder they're being tipped for the title.

Where the fuck did you get the apostrophe in Hummels?

Fucking autocorrect!

 

[Vienna_70]

1. In for (£30m) Benatia now.
2. .........and (£30m) Hummel's.
3. ..........and (£17m) Blind.
4. The (£40m +)Vidal deal is back on.
5. .......oh, and (£25m) Cuadrado.

No wonder they're being tipped for the title.

Where the fuck did you get the apostrophe in Hummels?

Fucking autocorrect!

Fair enough.

If that's the case, I apologise.

 

[Bill]

1. In for (£30m) Benatia now.
2. .........and (£30m) Hummel's.
3. ..........and (£17m) Blind.
4. The (£40m +)Vidal deal is back on.
5. .......oh, and (£25m) Cuadrado.

No wonder they're being tipped for the title.

would that mean they bought the title?

 

[pominoz]

1. In for (£30m) Benatia now.
2. .........and (£30m) Hummel's.
3. ..........and (£17m) Blind.
4. The (£40m +)Vidal deal is back on.
5. .......oh, and (£25m) Cuadrado.

No wonder they're being tipped for the title.

would that mean they bought the title?

Nah, they are all local Trafford boys that play abroad to gain experience, before returning to the Holy Land that is the swamp.

 

[tangaroa]

This is fun!!!!.


Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri · 1h

Vermaelen:"Manchester United? It was very easy to choose. I wanted to join one of best club in the world, that's why I joined Barcelona"

I like Vermaelen.

Haha, he's certainly gone up in my estimation.

 

[Deepest Blue]

This is fun!!!!.


Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri · 1h

Vermaelen:"Manchester United? It was very easy to choose. I wanted to join one of best club in the world, that's why I joined Barcelona"

No, No this must be a misquote.

It said in the Daily Star only the other day that Arsenal had scuppered Vermaelen's dream move to United by insisting on a swap with their Academy product and England star Chris Smalling.

Arsenal by being so beastly have spoiled everything and left Vermaelen to slum it with some rubbish team in Spain.

All this is true 'cos it said so in the Star and they wouldn't make stuff up.