United Thread 2014/15

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

She told me that she warned you not to attach them to your knackers but you wouldnt listen, something about heightening the feeling when ejaculating, she said she left you to it, asphyxiwanking in the door frame with your foot on the plug, she said like a fat Michael Hutchence and that you need help. I said you did, with her being a rag and everything.

Tell her I want my tin of WD-40 back.

With her being a rag, i assume you inserted it up her arse. Leave it there and i'll buy you a new tin.

No it was for the contraption that GDM brought with him, to get himself off, a lot of working parts to it by all accounts.

 

[blueincy]

But this is the same squad that won the title, right?

lol

Just goes to show how many titles whiskeynose got from corrupt officiating. They nearly stole one of ours solely from diving. Now that his cheating influence is gone, they're where they should have been all along.

Cheating bastard!!!!

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2013/09/...act-by-phone-and-text-with-sir-alex-ferguson/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...nto-giving-Manchester-United-Fergie-time.html

Bingo. Refs knew what was going on.

They will never properly investigate it because it would destroy the legitimacy of the PL. As bad as anything in Italy.

I Can just picture the investigation now headed by David Gill and Greg Dyke.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Tell her I want my tin of WD-40 back.

With her being a rag, i assume you inserted it up her arse. Leave it there and i'll buy you a new tin.

No it was for the contraption that GDM brought with him, to get himself off, a lot of working parts to it by all accounts.

The contraption? Ah yes, tell her I want 'Big Eric' back too.

 

[squirtyflower]

Cheating bastard!!!!

http://worldsoccertalk.com/2013/09/...act-by-phone-and-text-with-sir-alex-ferguson/

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...nto-giving-Manchester-United-Fergie-time.html

Bingo. Refs knew what was going on.

They will never properly investigate it because it would destroy the legitimacy of the PL. As bad as anything in Italy.

I Can just picture the investigation now headed by David Gill and Greg Dyke.

you forgot to add their expert advisors
Webb and Mike Riley

 

[manimanc]

and there we have it,i called it before that utd would break a story to brush over the defeat today and bang on cue the story has broke about benatia flying in to hold talks with turtleheads twats....
too predictable them lot now,you can read them like a book.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

With her being a rag, i assume you inserted it up her arse. Leave it there and i'll buy you a new tin.

No it was for the contraption that GDM brought with him, to get himself off, a lot of working parts to it by all accounts.

The contraption? Ah yes, tell her I want 'Big Eric' back too.

Is that the 2 foot long double ender or the vibrating small babies arm? She told me your boyfriend took them with him.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

No it was for the contraption that GDM brought with him, to get himself off, a lot of working parts to it by all accounts.

The contraption? Ah yes, tell her I want 'Big Eric' back too.

Is that the 2 foot long double ender or the vibrating small babies arm? She told me your boyfriend took them with him.

Of course it's the 2 foot long double ender. Do you think I'm sick or something ?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

The contraption? Ah yes, tell her I want 'Big Eric' back too.

Is that the 2 foot long double ender or the vibrating small babies arm? She told me your boyfriend took them with him.

Of course it's the 2 foot long double ender. Do you think I'm sick or something ?

Well you'll have to ask your partner Jeremy, last i spoke to her she said he had it because other than pointing and laughing, i dont talk to her now the football season has started.

 

[Lost in space]

"He's lost his first game
His captains called Wayne
It's not looking so good
Under king Louis' reign"

 

[Pam]

and there we have it,i called it before that utd would break a story to brush over the defeat today and bang on cue the story has broke about benatia flying in to hold talks with turtleheads twats....
too predictable them lot now,you can read them like a book.

Ooooooh, I'm scared.