United Thread 2014/15

[aguero93:20]

"I am not jealous of the squad of Manchester City," Van Gaal told reporters.

Says the man with the most expensive squad in PL History

Is that true?

Yep, they're now capable of putting out a £340m or so starting eleven. Our strongest is about 200m.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

"I am not jealous of the squad of Manchester City," Van Gaal told reporters.

Says the man with the most expensive squad in PL History

A fact that will doubtless be conspicuously uncommented upon by most, if not all of those reporters.

 

[malg]

"I am not jealous of the squad of Manchester City," Van Gaal told reporters.

Says the man with the most expensive squad in PL History

Is that true?

Yep, they're now capable of putting out a £340m or so starting eleven. Our strongest is about 200m.

Fucking hell. I'm sure Sky and Talkshite will be reporting this in the lead up to the game.

 

[aguero93:20]

Is that true?

Yep, they're now capable of putting out a £340m or so starting eleven. Our strongest is about 200m.

Fucking hell. I'm sure Sky and Talkshite will be reporting this in the lead up to the game.

Yep, City-created inflation makes poor rats have to spend big.

 

[Lucky Toma]

Yep, they're now capable of putting out a £340m or so starting eleven. Our strongest is about 200m.

Fucking hell. I'm sure Sky and Talkshite will be reporting this in the lead up to the game.

Yep, City-created inflation makes poor rats have to spend big.

The best satire only slightly exagerates reality. And this is bang on.

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

"I am not jealous of the squad of Manchester City," Van Gaal told reporters.

Says the man with the most expensive squad in PL History

A fact that will doubtless be conspicuously uncommented upon by most, if not all of those reporters.

Not at all.....just been mentioned on SSN

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

"I am not jealous of the squad of Manchester City," Van Gaal told reporters.

Says the man with the most expensive squad in PL History

A fact that will doubtless be conspicuously uncommented upon by most, if not all of those reporters.

Not at all.....just been mentioned on SSN

Were all the assembled reporters from SSN?

 

[I'm no cynic but...]

"I am not jealous of the squad of Manchester City," Van Gaal told reporters.

Says the man with the most expensive squad in PL History

Is that true?

Yep, they're now capable of putting out a £340m or so starting eleven. Our strongest is about 200m.

Ah, but don't forget that all of this £340m was spent on their academy squad so that this same £340m went straight back into the club, thus allowing them to claim that by spending big, producing home grown talent and generating their own money would mean that they were able to do it all "The United way."

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE9gKa2IGfQ[/video]

 

[Mankymeat FC]

[video]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE9gKa2IGfQ[/video]

"Bloody Kids!"