United Thread 2015/16

[Prestwich_Blue]

this is so funny....snubbed to fcuk again by players of quality. Oh how the tables have turned

they have gone from...Ramos (snubbed), Otamendi (snubbed), Bale (snubbed), Ronaldo (snubbed), Muller (snubbed) and now Pedro (snubbed)

but hey they are looking at Mane now......oh wait

At least they've been snubbed by decent players. Wait till the likes of Charlie Austin start snubbing them.

 

[Ed68]

We need a united song that ends with 'they won't be winning trophy's anymore'.

 

[Innsbruckblue]

Utd's transfer policy reminds me of the bloke in the nightclub who spends all evening trying to pull, but goes home with the '5 to 2' bird.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Utd's transfer policy reminds me of the bloke in the nightclub who spends all evening trying to pull, but goes home with the '5 to 2' bird.

Oh the 5 to 2 bird Lol, clean pair of knickers and toothbrush in her handbag. ;)

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Utd's transfer policy reminds me of the bloke in the nightclub who spends all evening trying to pull, but goes home with the '5 to 2' bird.

Or, Woodward saying to LVG when they've been shunned by all and sundry, ''Who's having the fat one?''

 

[hertsblue]

Bayern Munich have told Manchester United that German World Cup-winning midfielder Thomas Muller is not for sale, after reports they had made a £60m bid for the 25-year-old. (Manchester Evening News)

United have suffered another blow as Southampton have ruled out selling Senegal forward Sadio Mane, 23. (Daily Star)

I guess there are still a few dozen players they have not bid for so far who still may join them. After all, they do pay the highest wages around and teams can make them pay over the odds now. They have turned into us at the start of our project. From Ramos to a new contract for Jones, from Di Maria to Pedro to new contract for Young and cancelling Jizz in Eyes loan to Sunderland.

 

[BlueRockape]

Or, Woodward saying to LVG when they've been shunned by all and sundry, ''Who's having the fat one?''

All and Sundry have snubbed them as well fukin great:-)

 

[SouthStandStander]

I fucking hate united and always have. But these past few years they've given me so many good times. They have turned into a comedy club.
What I can't understand though is how their PR works. The media know they were snubbed. You'd have to be an idiot to not know that. But they report the PR lies as fact and continue the arse licking. What do they get from this? Do they still ban journos from the swamp if they don't tow the line?. I can't understand the clicks excuse either. For stories like this when they have been a shambles in the market, surely fans of other clubs would want to read about their fuck ups and generate more clicks for them.

 

[aguero93:20]

I fucking hate united and always have. But these past few years they've given me so many good times. They have turned into a comedy club.
What I can't understand though is how their PR works. The media know they were snubbed. You'd have to be an idiot to not know that. But they report the PR lies as fact and continue the arse licking. What do they get from this? Do they still ban journos from the swamp if they don't tow the line?. I can't understand the clicks excuse either. For stories like this when they have been a shambles in the market, surely fans of other clubs would want to read about their fuck ups and generate more clicks for them.

You don't understand their fans that well then. They'll literally jump on anything positive or anything they can take as 'evidence' that they're still the biggest and bestest after an event like the sick swan or Pedro - Chelsea yesterday.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

I can't understand the clicks excuse either. For stories like this when they have been a shambles in the market, surely fans of other clubs would want to read about their fuck ups and generate more clicks for them.

I think that's happening now. Editors are realising that they can get as many hits from the majority that hate them.

 

[Guide Bridge Blue]

Otamendi & Ramos...not the standard required for a club of the stature of Man United. Smalling is worth x4 either of those two...but don't take my word for it. Listen to what this fat prick has to say! :D

Hahaha. I know this particular twat, although he seems to have piled a bit of weight on and developed a Manchester accent in the past few years.

 

[Groke]

Or, Woodward saying to LVG when they've been shunned by all and sundry, ''Who's having the fat one?''

even the 5 to 2 fat ones are desperately scanning the room trying to look for better alternatives

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Hahaha. I know this particular twat, although he seems to have piled a bit of weight on and developed a Manchester accent in the past few years.

little bit giddy haha

 

[andyhinch]

Thought it was going to be the dippers year, but who's going to stop the mighty rags :)

 

[Hoghead]

Utd's transfer policy reminds me of the bloke in the nightclub who spends all evening trying to pull, but goes home with the '5 to 2' bird.

Commonly known as the 'burnt chip'.

 

[adr2.8i]

Hey my wife was a 5 to 2 bird and we've been blissfully unhappy since 1998 :-)

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I think that's happening now. Editors are realising that they can get as many hits from the majority that hate them.

Now I'm not all that PC savvy....but this may have answered a question that has been bugging me for a long time. I'm sick and tired of every other colum inch mentioning mufc in any shape, way or form possible for whatever reason. Thank you, the penny has propped, long may it keep falling.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

They're getting all maudlin over on the caf, have a peep over there and clock some of the recent topics; my current fave is this belter:-

''Buying players-The Golden Years'.''

 

[George Hannah]

Mata: 37M
Felliani: 27M
Herrera: 29M
Di Maria: 60M
Rojo: 16M
De Gea 20m
Darmian: 13M
Schweinsteiger: 15M
Smalling - £10m
Blind - £14m
Shaw - £32m
Carrick - £18.6m
Schneiderlin - £25m
Januzaj - £300k
Depay - £31m
Rooney - £27m
----------------------------
Total: £363M most of them bench burners!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

But they've got the latest premier league sensation. ....according to the Mail....