United Thread 2015/16

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1. Today at 15:48

JayvinFull Member
Guys.. this is fecking Pedro. He's not Messi. Average player at best. Who really gives a crap, we haven't missed out on much here. Get over it ffs, honestly glad he has gone to Chelsea (if that is the case) instead of signing here. I would honestly rather Young in the front 3 than Pedro


Hats off to whichever blue this is on Ragcafe. Perfect wind up

 

[Vienna_70]

It is indeed.....Never thought I'd live to see any of their demise and our success........they will soon be throwing themselves off Warwick Rd bridge.....

If they can indeed find it!

 

[steviemc]

VanGaalacticosFull Member
'Although Mane wouldn't have been on my list of potential signings at the beginning of the window I feel he could add a lot to the side and surprise quite a few. I have to be honest and say I was never overly keen on Pedro and feel a more success hungry player would do us good.'

Comedy gold...both username and comment.

 

[Vienna_70]

Sterling, Delph, Roberts, Ünal, Otamendi (probably), KdB (possibly).

Bale, Ronaldo, Ramos, Otamendi, Pedro.

What a brilliant - and hilarious - window this has been so far.

He! He!

 

[MCC]

Ring, ring! Hello....... is that Real Madrid? It's Ed Woodward here but you can just call me Eddie...
Ring, ring! Hello........is that Barcelona? It's Ed Woodward here but u can just call me Eddie.....

Yes, we know who it is, now be a good lad, wipe your fanny and fuck off.

 

[Rammyblues]

Why has Edward Woodward got so many d s in his name?

As otherwise he d be called E war Woo War

For the benefit of their fan base in Singapore no doubt. :-)

 

[MCC]

Ring, ring! Hello.....is that Bayern München? It's Ed Woodward here but you can just call me Eddie....
By any chance do you have anyone clearly passed his best, who has hardly played the last 3 seasons, has a face like a lizards **** and is in the last year of his contract?
Absolutely Eddie. Step this way, drop your pants, lube up and be prepared for Karl Heinz's and der Kaiser's double bratwürst.

 

[citytill1die84]

Wow my boss upset tonight. He said funny that Pedro stuff ain't it? I said why? He said well LVG telling Edward to pull out so far down the line. He said how good did Depay look last night so I replied ye not bad but it was against a Championship side. He said he can see rags signing Benzema and Real will replace him with Aguero haha.

 

[superseiyan]

That 300K and captaincy and loooooonnnngg contaract for Rooney not looking so wise now is it?

 

[warspite]

Have they signed any Galacticos yet? No, thought not I will come back next week