United Thread 2015/16

[mosssideblue]

Funny thing is, they have the money but good players just don't want to be there because they are shit and have a clown in charge.

Totally agree on both counts.

I genuinely feel we will need to commence the #SOT campaign soon

 

[MCC]

Van Turtle, with a biro firmly wedged between his cheeks, trying to write a letter to him mum is a brilliant, yet disturbing thought.

 

[laserblue]

Kaveh solhekol

1. Face you want to punch
2. Voice like chalk being scraped down a white board
3. Ugly name
4. Know fuck all

Q. What is a Kaveh Solhekol?

A. A strange hamster-like creature that talks like Wallace & Gromit.

 

[The Richard Wright Fan Club]

I was told by a Rag who seems to hear things that they are in discussions with Zlatan, i could see this as being a short term fix in a similar way to them signing the pig shagger. He is convinced that Zlatan is the secret signing and links it to Zlatans comments about his next move being a shock.

Suppose time will tell if there is anything in this.

I fucking hope not. I love Zlatgod. Even at 33 he'd get 15-25 goals a season for them in the league and single handedly drag them to a FA cup kicking and screaming.


DONT DO IT ZLATGOD!!!!!!

 

[mat]

The PR operation is in full swing on 5live.

Rags didn't want Ramos/Pedro etc....

 

[blueskiza]

How much wood could Edward Woodward chuck, if Edward Woodward could chuck wood?

 

[Ancient Citizen]

Hahahahha SNUBBED!

But Sane isnt that bad

Hang on a minute, Saints haven't been given their chance to fuck the Rags off yet, in a week they'll be desperate to sign Joey Barton.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

As Delboy Trotter would often say;

No way Pedro.

 

[aguero93:20]

How much wood could Edward Woodward chuck, if Edward Woodward could chuck wood?

He'd chuck around 300 million different things without actually managing to chuck any wood.

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Why has Edward Woodward got so many d s in his name?

As otherwise he d be called E war Woo War