United Thread 2015/16

[Bluemoon115]

The sheer, naked pleasure of being outraged?

Listen (well, read), nobody loves losing their shit over something trivial more than me.

But the trivial thing has to be real, otherwise, it's just a waste of time.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

So how many goals have any of utds team actually scored this season

WTF are you lot on? They are unbeaten after three games and haven't conceded a goal. They are second in the table and were top at three o'clock.
They have scored in two thirds of their games this season.
And if you're reading that thinking it's the sort of bollox a deluded rag might come out with, then it proves our theories about the rag wankers at BBC Sport as it pretty well matches some of the post-match analysis on the BBC site.

Well they haven't scored in their games, some other tosser on the other side have.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

What an incredibly witty and perspicuous individual. I'll bet his forefathers worked on the Marx Brothers' film scripts.

 

[Blueknows]

prefer this from the bbc I think that decline and mediocrity will come sooner than we all think

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34029531

 

[jimharri]

Oliver Holt ripping the piss out of the rags in the Mail online, Woodward getting it bad, it's delicious

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...e-Rooney-denied-goal-season-offside-flag.html

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Listen (well, read), nobody loves losing their shit over something trivial more than me.

But the trivial thing has to be real, otherwise, it's just a waste of time.

I completely agree, mate. You've got to choose your battles.

 

[kinkysdribble]

The fact that Rooney is contracted to that shower of s#*t until 2019 on £300k a week makes me so happy, he's fading so quick it's untrue, and they won't be able to give him away cos no one will take on his wages. He's draining them so much and any stellar signing they look at will want a comparative wage to him, he's a fookin albatross around their necks, tee hee!

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

Only a matter of time before the call goes out to get the Pisscan out of the pub and Charlton off the commode. Shit gettin' real.

 

[1961_vintage]

Only a matter of time before the call goes out to get the Pisscan out of the pub and Charlton off the commode. Shut gettin' real.

GPC as the DOF, Maureen the next manager and wor Bob on tickets.

 

[jimharri]

GPC as the DOF, Maureen the next manager and wor Bob on tickets.

Martin Edwards on general building maintenance, with particular regards to the ladies' toilets.