United Thread 2015/16

[The Richard Wright Fan Club]

i saw this stout chap near piccadilly this evening.
quite naturally, i had a little chuckle to myself and was passing him by when i spotted the fellow was gorging himself on baconface bites (at some great haste i might add).
i stopped in my tracks & knew i must risk everything to capture the moment.
i thought i was safe when he paused to admire the young lady who'd just seated herself nearby, but the bugger turned & spotted me.
he gave chase and there was quite a scene, but i was nimble as a bloody gazelle in comparison & escaped unharmed to tell the tale.

Superb work.

Kudos.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

i saw this stout chap near piccadilly this evening.
quite naturally, i had a little chuckle to myself and was passing him by when i spotted the fellow was gorging himself on baconface bites (at some great haste i might add).
i stopped in my tracks & knew i must risk everything to capture the moment.
i thought i was safe when he paused to admire the young lady who'd just seated herself nearby, but the bugger turned & spotted me.
he gave chase and there was quite a scene, but i was nimble as a bloody gazelle in comparison & escaped unharmed to tell the tale.

I'd have paid good money to see him chase anything. Couldn't catch a cold by the look of it.

 

[bluemick1]

Who's that behind him ?
Is that you, Calum

 

[Joe Pineapple]

And so it begins...http://www1.skysports.com/football/...signings-can-help-man-utd-challenge-for-title

 

[RadcliffeRick]

And so it begins...http://www1.skysports.com/football/...signings-can-help-man-utd-challenge-for-title

YYYYAAAAAWWWWNNNNN!! Same shit different day!!

 

[pirate]

YYYYAAAAAWWWWNNNNN!! Same shit different day!!

he means the title of most deluded fans.

united won it last year
taking it from the winners of the previous 20 years, the red scouse

 

[Deleted member 13905]

Who's that behind him ?
Is that you, Calum

you're not the first person to call me a muppet.

 

[hertsblue]

YYYYAAAAAWWWWNNNNN!! Same shit different day!!

they should be challenging without any signings as already have the most expensive team and squad ever assembled in the PL

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

they should be challenging without any signings as already have the most expensive team and squad ever assembled in the PL

Exactly, not that any of their lickspittles in the press dare point it out.

 

[bluethrunthru]

And so it begins...http://www1.skysports.com/football/...signings-can-help-man-utd-challenge-for-title

Must be true - R Wayne said it.

Article refers to one signing and two they hope to sign...............?? Fucking muppets

 

[CityFan94]

United haven't got a hope of winning the league next season.

I have no idea how anybody could possibly think they've overtaken us, Arsenal and Chelsea.

Fourth is the best they can hope for IMO.

 

[waspish]

United haven't got a hope of winning the league next season.

I have no idea how anybody could possibly think they've overtaken us, Arsenal and Chelsea.

Fourth is the best they can hope for IMO.

yep but they got keep the hopes of 659m fans happy

 

[sir baconface]

I'm in a time zone 5 days behind so may I be first to say on the new thread...SCUM.

 

[IH8MUFC]

United haven't got a hope of winning the league next season.

I have no idea how anybody could possibly think they've overtaken us, Arsenal and Chelsea.

Fourth is the best they can hope for IMO.

At the moment they have to worry more about their top 4 spot with the dippers signings so far.

 

[Balti]

yep but they got keep the hopes of 659m fans happy

fuck me are there that many people in Essex?

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

United haven't got a hope of winning the league next season.

I have no idea how anybody could possibly think they've overtaken us, Arsenal and Chelsea.

Fourth is the best they can hope for IMO.

Think they are more worried about qualifying for this coming seasons CL group stage at the moment

 

[Bill]

they have absolutley no chance of the title. arsenal and indeed ourselves have got a fight on our hands so the rags have got no chance. if liverpool stay at it for a change utd will be 5th....at best.

 

[Groke]

How's Ramos settling in -are Sneijder and Ronaldinho giving him the grand tour? Hope the mega ace super store give him a new duvet cover for free - he's had his current united one since he was 5 years old don't you know.

 

[blueinsa]

Im sure the refs will do all they can to give the cunts a leg up here and there as they need it.

Dont for a second think they can win it but they will get top 4 by fair or foul means.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

They need to find 12 points from somewhere just to hold their position, the doughnut thief was worth at least that to them,