United Thread 2015/16

[Millwallawayveteran1988]

Quality quote on rag caf.

"Is this actually for real then? I thought he was a made up person"

It's hilarious on there at the moment. Some of em are saying he will be the next Rooney whilst others are just totally bewildered by it all.

He may turn out to be good but it's funny on there at the moment. Some of the quotes on the Rooney thread are classic.

"This Cnut is earning £30 a minute off us" "we would actually be better off if he got injured" "I can't believe Moyes ok'd a 5 yr deal at £15m a year for someone who was already past it"

Brilliant stuff.

 

[malg]

Muggle! Surely it would be 'mud blood'?

 

[yeah whatever !!]

I am UK based, just don't like the comment 'reaching for the razor blades'.

Oh ffs, its only said tongue in cheek..

 

[FanchesterCity]

There's nothing wrong with City fans coming from a family of reds.
However, it wouldn't do any harm for them to be in quarantine for the first 100,000 posts until we're confident any exposure to 'D-ipshit virus' is mitigated. You can never be too careful.
In the last 20 years, 10K young children were infected with it in the North West alone. In London, the figures were far higher.

If you're concerned about a member of your family, you can purchase a specialist jersey sponsored by Etihad and available in sky blue. Placing this jersey on your loved one will help to form a protective barrier and limit the chances of infection.

Early warning signs of infection include:

1) Regular spitting out of a dummy
2) Use of the word 'Ferguson' without expletives
3) Excessive spending sprees on trivial items
4) Sudden onset of agoraphobia after a defeat
5) Cult like adherence to Dutch philosophies.

 

[mancityvstoke]

Shame on you. You epitomise a remnant of the British football supporter that we can do well without.

behave ffs

 

[Chris in London]

Louis van Gaal is a gift for City fans. He can't work with ego's. Look at Van Persie and Di Maria. Same at Barcelona with Rivaldo. He want to recreate his Ajax with young players but that won't work this day and age because football is much more physical now.

You stow that shit, soldier.

Sounds uncomfortably like 'you'll win nowt wi kids'.

 

[IanBishopsHaircut]

Must have something about him if they're paying that much, does seem like another panic buy though. Not rejecting Pedro+ signing Berahino would probably have been cheaper and better for the short term at least

Not rejecting Pedro?

Must be something about him?

Deep cover Rag?

Pedro snubbed the scum..fact

Martial is the new more expensive Bebe

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

So what you're actually saying is that even as a whipper snapper, the ego was alive and well??? Basically you support city just to piss off your family... As good a reason as any Hermione (:

My first game was when my dad took me to old trafford when I was 6. Underwhelmed. My uncle took me to Maine Road six months later and it felt like home the minute I walked up the stairs and out to see the pitch. So no, not to piss my immediate family off, but because it was where I felt I belonged. Loved the colours too.

Pissing them off is merely an added bonus :-)

 

[Henkeman]

Oh ffs, its only said tongue in cheek..

Not a good idea when razor blades are around you know.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Being a cheeky chappie helps

I am a cheeky chappie! :-)