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Zubrman said:
I can't imagine how bad it is on Sad Cafe right now. I would delve but I haven't had my injections recently.
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Apparantly they wont need a really good goalie cos they have the best midfield in the Premier League now, only Chelsea comes close.
Have I missed some signings?
 
Funeral for close family friend this morning.didn't do grave side bit.ended up in pub with two rags.we have bought crap in sterling n how our new academy is a waste etc...I said get much games then(no tickets or train too expensive remarks) said who gave dobby his sock.....here's the line of the day GPC told turtle that he was a virus n he had to go.I swear I burst laughter writing the reply.
 
The Turtle is doing his best to get himself sacked. The man obviously has principles, but when you let those principles allow you to make irrational decisions, it won't be long before you alienate yourself. All bodes well for my works sweepstake as I have him as the first PL Manager to get the bullet.
 
mosssideblue said:
The Turtle is doing his best to get himself sacked. The man obviously has principles, but when you let those principles allow you to make irrational decisions, it won't be long before you alienate yourself. All bodes well for my works sweepstake as I have him as the first PL Manager to get the bullet.
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Brenda Bodgers hands down.
 
So let me get this straight - they have DeGea - accepted as one of the prem top keepers who wants away and looks like he is now off . They have what seems an adequate back up in Valdes who TT fucks off so much the fall out and he isn't even allocated a squad number. Then they sign Sergo Romero for a massive £0.00 fee - a guy who has been around a few middle ranking European clubs but having seen his blooper reel I am more than satisfied he is the love child of Paddy Roche and Massimo Taibi - they go into the start of their title winning season (sic) starting with a kid in goal who has yet to play for the 1st team but to be fair has been on loan at Preston Scunny and Yeovil? Presumably the "fix" to all this will be Cillassen a keeper TT didn't trust to face a penalty in the World Cup?

Fuck me this season is gonna be piss funny coz all the above takes no account of Daley Blind the Demon CB and Walking in Memphis as their front man - and "pundits" have them down as title winners ha ha ha ha
 
bluethrunthru said:
So let me get this straight - they have DeGea - accepted as one of the prem top keepers who wants away and looks like he is now off . They have what seems an adequate back up in Valdes who TT fucks off so much the fall out and he isn't even allocated a squad number. Then they sign Sergo Romero for a massive £0.00 fee - a guy who has been around a few middle ranking European clubs but having seen his blooper reel I am more than satisfied he is the love child of Paddy Roche and Massimo Taibi - they go into the start of their title winning season (sic) starting with a kid in goal who has yet to play for the 1st team but to be fair has been on loan at Preston Scunny and Yeovil? Presumably the "fix" to all this will be Cillassen a keeper TT didn't trust to face a penalty in the World Cup?

Fuck me this season is gonna be piss funny coz all the above takes no account of Daley Blind the Demon CB and Walking in Memphis as their front man - and "pundits" have them down as title winners ha ha ha ha
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They'll be wishing they joined #SOD by November.
 
bluethrunthru said:
So let me get this straight - they have DeGea - accepted as one of the prem top keepers who wants away and looks like he is now off . They have what seems an adequate back up in Valdes who TT fucks off so much the fall out and he isn't even allocated a squad number. Then they sign Sergo Romero for a massive £0.00 fee - a guy who has been around a few middle ranking European clubs but having seen his blooper reel I am more than satisfied he is the love child of Paddy Roche and Massimo Taibi - they go into the start of their title winning season (sic) starting with a kid in goal who has yet to play for the 1st team but to be fair has been on loan at Preston Scunny and Yeovil? Presumably the "fix" to all this will be Cillassen a keeper TT didn't trust to face a penalty in the World Cup?

Fuck me this season is gonna be piss funny coz all the above takes no account of Daley Blind the Demon CB and Walking in Memphis as their front man - and "pundits" have them down as title winners ha ha ha ha
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Going into a season with grannyshagger as your only striker is hardly the stuff of a PL winning outfit!
Rag bet me £10 they will finish above us in the league. I tried to raise him to £100 but funnily enough he wasn't that keen.
With a manager who could start an argument in a Trappist monastery I can't see that being a happy changing room this year.
Save the Turtle!
 
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