United Thread 2015/16

[ancoats]

He then went on to say that the whatshisname goal outshone the Benteke goal..

I spat my drink out at that time

 

[Deleted member 58678]

I think martial has shut a few people up tonight, me included.
He took his goal well for a young kid.
But Martin Tyler for goodness sake take your finger out of the rags arse.
Tonight's reaction has just made him look like a complete and utter prick.
How you can go from suicidal at anfield when we levelled to sounding like he'd necked 20 E's when a French kid scores is beyond belief.
No agenda. Nope. Not one iota.

It's hardly part of an agenda that he supports a club. But that was a moment of patheticness that commentary. He is just an absolute Rag ****, why let him off with that by saying he's part of an agenda?!

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

w+nk fest to commence for watsisname , Tyler will be the jizz leader , and dwight yorke to come on Sky to state he looks a bargain compared to KDB , so f*cking predictable.

 

[jaiguruKun]

Tony Marshall got the ball stuck in his feet then the ball ricocheted off his heel. Very lucky indeed. To call it an piece of individual brilliance is ridiculous.

Overall, both teams were/are light years behind us.

 

[Tricky Dickys Right Foot Shot]

Can anyone understand LVG's post match interviews? He sounds like he's missing a few fucking brain cells!

 

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

By hook or by crook, I think the cunts will be our nearest challengers.

I don't know how, or why, but they'll keep fluking victories when they should be getting battered.

They look absolutely fucking terrible but you just know they'll fluke there way towards something of a challenge.

 

[SJC]

To be fair to the lad what a great moment for him debut goal against Liverpool, nice finish and all that. Martin Tyler on the other hand, what a fuckin twat, screaming like an uncontrollable school girl. Desperation at its finest.

 

[SJC]

By hook or by crook, I think the cunts will be our nearest challengers.

I don't know how, or why, but they'll keep fluking victories when they should be getting battered.

They look absolutely fucking terrible but you just know they'll fluke there way towards something of a challenge.

Bang on with that mate. C##ts.

 

[PaulMoulden'sRecord]

Maybe... and your point is?

JJ

In agreement to yours, that the hype, as with those players will now be immense and nauseating.

 

[T_C]

I don't mind the rags won and even the fact eddie murphy scored, it'll give the rags hope and in the end, it will be the hope that will kill them.

 

[ancoats]

To be fair to the lad what a great moment for him debut goal against Liverpool, nice finish and all that. Martin Tyler on the other hand, what a fuckin twat, screaming like an uncontrollable school girl. Desperation at its finest.

how long was he trying to learn that new uncontrollable screaming at the new wonder kid goal must have been 2 weeks of standing in front of the mirror dreaming of just that moment RED ****

 

[Pell]

For anyone who missed it, here it is before its removed by Youtube.

 

[bIue]

United will crumble and fall. We always have the last laugh

 

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

Bang on with that mate. C##ts.

In a fair world, they shouldn't be getting anywhere near the top 4.

Absolutely awful team, awful formation, awful tactics and awful manager.

But for some reason other teams all proper bottle it against them as if it's still 1999.

I would be SO happy if that club went into liquidation and ceased to exist.

 

[kiam06]

Good goal from him to be fair but I think the majority of touches he had looked pretty average to me and wasn't actually that quick either.

Another game which will paper over the cracks in fact I would go as far as saying this is the worst Utd team I've ever seen and the worst Liverpool team.

Happy days indeed.

 

[manimanc]

This thread always seems to attract the rags on here when they win.
So fuckin see through .
But carry on boys and girls, remember you called us bitters for fuckin yonks.

 

[Bluewonder]

By hook or by crook, I think the cunts will be our nearest challengers.

I don't know how, or why, but they'll keep fluking victories when they should be getting battered.

They look absolutely fucking terrible but you just know they'll fluke there way towards something of a challenge.

I hope they are. That'll mean we've won the league by March.

 

[razman]

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LVG: "For me, Liverpool is a fantastic club. Because I have won every game against Liverpool."


that is some banter , the 2013/14 nearly winners will be up in arms !

 

[Neville Kneville]

Good goal from him to be fair but I think the majority of touches he had looked pretty average to me and wasn't actually that quick either.

Another game which will paper over the cracks in fact I would go as far as saying this is the worst Utd team I've ever seen and the worst Liverpool team.

Happy days indeed.

That's what I can't see so far, the 'lightning pace'. Perhaps he's been just running well within himself when I've seen him, but on what I've seen so far, I'd say we have about 6 players in the squad quicker & about another 10 in the academy.

 

[goatersnipple]

I didn't watch it obviously.
I'd rather have a good shit than watch them.
But fuck me the waking on BBC website and sky is a joke.
Ok whatshisname scored so what he should he cost 50 something million.
Oh bollocks no he didn't he grew up in Salford and came through there famous system.
To play the yyyyyoooouuuunited way.
Haha another six one on its way I think boys