United Thread 2015/16

[worsleyweb]

What was your attendance last night I've not seen it anywhere?

75.301. Same every game.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

75.301. Same every game.

LOL.

It was actually a genuine question. I was wondering if they'd decided what figure they could get away with yet.

 

[Matty]

Ah, you may be cocking a snook and having a wee jest
But our attendance last night would comfortably be your best.

I know this fact is unlikely to phase ya
but 90% of the crowd were probably from Asia

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

The romance, the heartache, the phoenix from the flames,
Looking under toilet cubicles, and match fixing games

The galleries of glory and trophy winning feats,
And the butcher from Salford flogging dodgy meat

The masters in bronze, the tourists and malarkey
Same time tomorrow, you love it, Marky.

Please stop typing, your poems are shite,
Just listen to me and I'll put you right.
Your club is abhorrent, the scum of the earth
Completely obsessed by what your fans are worth.

You'd make people homeless if it's value for money
Your actions so heartless they're not even funny
So callous to make millions from a plane crash
Sponsors logos placed on tributes as quick as a flash.

Fergie time is played till you find a winner
the boss makes sure by taking Mark Halsey for dinner
Though he'll get better meat now Louis Edwards is dead
Compared to the poison which poor children were fed.

Green and gold till the club gets sold,
which under the surface is infested by rats and mould
A dynasty built on money and the press,
and soggy prawn sandwiches complete with watercress.

You see football began before 1992,
And you'll be knocked off your perch before our lives are through
As loyalty and honesty are what make us a Blue,
Deny for it now, but trust me, your nightmare will come true.

 

[City Raider]

What was your attendance last night I've not seen it anywhere?

There was an image on here earlier showing 35k

 

[pete1970]

Just seen this Shallowman or Sillyman as he should be called
And apart from being a conveyor style werenitid fan,who never goes and quotes complete crap
Why is he tolerated by the mods on here when other city fans have been banned or barred for a certain period of time?

 

[-nibz-]

Please stop typing, your poems are shite,
Just listen to me and I'll put you right.
Your club is abhorrent, the scum of the earth
Completely obsessed by what your fans are worth.

You'd make people homeless if it's value for money
Your actions so heartless they're not even funny
So callous to make millions from a plane crash
Sponsors logos placed on tributes as quick as a flash.

Fergie time is played till you find a winner
the boss makes sure by taking Mark Halsey for dinner
Though he'll get better meat now Louis Edwards is dead
Compared to the poison which poor children were fed.

Green and gold till the club gets sold,
which under the surface is infested by rats and mould
A dynasty built on money and the press,
and soggy prawn sandwiches complete with watercress.

You see football began before 1992,
And you'll be knocked off your perch before our lives are through
As loyalty and honesty are what make us a Blue,
Deny for it now, but trust me, your nightmare will come true.

 

[East Level 2]

Embarrassing, so nobody on the site could be arsed going to the game.....even our current resident pair of scummy rag posters couldn't be arsed.

Well our own beloved Damocles claimed "nobody is interested in the League Cup". Wish he'd told me before I drove to Sunderland.

 

[Wilf Wild 1937]

There was an image on here earlier showing 35k

Thanks that's interesting. I'm guessing that's probably the real figure. I doubt that they will print that in their next programme though.

 

[shallyman]

Your attendance figures might cause you to wank but in that figure their wont be one manc.

Well it seems at last, Dogtanian, we've finally found your forte
Coz in knuckle-dragging echelons, you really were the yahweh

 

[CheethamHillBlue]

Ode to the Odious one, 'Shall i be a man'

The bollox & Bullshit, the milking a plane crash
Just like after Busby the next manager was gash
The bullying tyrant, 'Not In his lifetime' once said
Ended with a face AND a nose that was red
The youth that once played in the United way
Now roll up at City as we have our day
So Shally it's time to go back to redcaf
You've given us all a fookin good laugh.

Put that on redcaf and tell fookin Pete Boyle to eat his heart out. ;-)

 

[Metalartin]

*Excited boxing commentator suddenly appears out of nowhere*

Scallyman's lost the spring in his step, his legs are completely gone, taking too many shots.
He's trying to hold on, looking over to his corner(redcafe) in desperation, it's hard to watch... someone HAS to throw the towel in or he will never be the same again after this.

 

[uwe rosler 28]

With everyone goingbon about attendance can I just point out that teams get awarded points for playing foorball on a pitch not for how many fans you get
in a stadium! So basically if doesn't fucking fucking matter 1 iota which teams get more than the other!

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Some interesting stuff about the Glazers on here (which is the rags' own official forum).

http://community.manutd.com/forums/t/90029.aspx

Go down to the sixth post on that page, by urman.

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Yep Personally it's the media that go on about our empty seats that annoy me from other fans I except it as it is! But empty gates spouting from the media who are on freebees at these grounds what pisses me of!

Om a side note. The commentator on Spurs v Arsenal was going on about Spurs season ticket holders getting
free tickets for last nights game. He was sort of bemoaning that it was full but intimating that it shouldn't be.
You cannot win with the bastards. Why does it matter. Those Spurs ST holders have most probably earned
more than the odd freebie with the money they've spent over the years.

 

[shallyman]

Ode to the Odious one, 'Shall i be a man'

The bollox & Bullshit, the milking a plane crash
Just like after Busby the next manager was gash
The bullying tyrant, 'Not In his lifetime' once said
Ended with a face AND a nose that was red
The youth that once played in the United way
Now roll up at City as we have our day
So Shally it's time to go back to redcaf
You've given us all a fookin good laugh.

Put that on redcaf and tell fookin Pete Boyle to eat his heart out. ;-)

L' homme en colère

There once was a fella from Cheetham Hill
And nothing more on earth gave him such a thrill
Than spouting off tales about dodgy meat
And kicking out families onto the street
He dug it all day and he dug it all night
Slinging out muck with all of his might
But then one day Ric said "I've had enough"
And deleted a thousand pages of Cheetham Hill's guff

I'm not on redcafe, they have a silly voting system that means you can't post on any of the threads, apart from a designated one full of nibz

 

[Shirley]

Ah, you may be cocking a snook and having a wee jest
But our attendance last night would comfortably be your best.

Attendances, don't let go of that straw you are clutching, it is the last one you have.

 

[manchester blue]

Ah, you may be cocking a snook and having a wee jest
But our attendance last night would comfortably be your best.

Actually our best is the highest attendance in England. Second best is United. At our ground. You know when we let you use it you ungrateful twats.

 

[A Blue]

Don't go by attendances. Didn't anybody check ? All nited fans started supporting them when they were shit. Wonder why they never built their 35,000 stadium then ? Sorry, 75,000 Stadium. One thing we can never take from them is how fast they can empty a stadium.

 

[Metalartin]

Actually our best is the highest attendance in England. Second best is United. At our ground. You know when we let you use it you ungrateful twats.

Yeh but who cares about history... at least we don't hear United fans harping on about the past all the time. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)