United Thread 2015/16

[kaz7]

if, as some say, his speech problem is actually an affectation, to gain sympathetic favour,
then perhaps all this talk of players being picked according to agents may well be bowwocks,
he's obviously picking players based on their names...

jack butwand
wyan bertwand
gawy cahill
nathaniel cwyne
keiwan gibbs
phiw jones
cwis smawwing
kyle wawker
dewe awwi
ewic dier
woss barkwey
michael cawwick
adam wawwana
waheem sterwing
hawwy kane

he's only resting rooney so he can say "westing wooney" on tv

joe hart, john stones, fabien delph, jamie vardy, jonjo shelvey are all doubtful because they are easy to pwonownce

Haha very good

 

[Chris in London]

No. 90% of personalised scum shirts sold outside of the UK, are Rooney.
I can count on one hand the number of shirts that wanted Phil Jones name on the back

That would be the hand where all your fingers were cut off?

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Getting excited about your club's shirt sales is a classic sign of a micro-penis.

I'm really excited about the City shirt sales..... oh, erm, nothing to see here

 

[crazyg]

Haha vewwy good

Edited

 

[york away to this!]

No. 90% of personalised scum shirts sold outside of the UK, are Rooney.
I can count on one hand the number of shirts that wanted Phil Jones name on the back

as you're from Oldham, I assume that's six?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Getting excited about your club's shirt sales is a classic sign of a micro-penis.

 

[LadislavMplmx]

you have to laugh...in tonights MEN De Gea says he's glad his move to Real Madrid fell through...yea right you lying **** ha

 

[kaz7]

you have to laugh...in tonights MEN De Gea says he's glad his move to Real Madrid fell through...yea right you lying **** ha

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

you have to laugh...in tonights MEN De Gea says he's glad his move to Real Madrid fell through...yea right you lying **** ha

Of course he's glad. His new wages were backdated to three years before he was born.

 

[Vienna_70]

He believes it as much as we do!