United Thread 2015/16

[Deleted member 13905]

Woy is westing wooney for the game tomowwow

if, as some say, his speech problem is actually an affectation, to gain sympathetic favour,
then perhaps all this talk of players being picked according to agents may well be bowwocks,
he's obviously picking players based on their names...

jack butwand
wyan bertwand
gawy cahill
nathaniel cwyne
keiwan gibbs
phiw jones
cwis smawwing
kyle wawker
dewe awwi
ewic dier
woss barkwey
michael cawwick
adam wawwana
waheem sterwing
hawwy kane

he's only resting rooney so he can say "westing wooney" on tv

joe hart, john stones, fabien delph, jamie vardy, jonjo shelvey are all doubtful because they are easy to pwonownce

 

[mrtwiceaseason]

Is it too simplistic to say profit was £5m for the quarter so £20 m for the year and the Glazers are taking out £20m in share dividends .so are they just keeping the profit then ?

 

[the blue panther]

I think he's harmless enough, but for someone who is paid significant sums to convey a particuar message to a large audience, he has staggeringly limited means of delivering that message. I'm not expecting pundits to be like Gore Vidal, but "top, top, top, top team" is something a ten year old would say, hence my 'moron' observation.

Harsh on the nippers though.

 

[stony]

Another example of thick people being celebrated in this country like stupidity is a badge of honour. I blame Jade Goody.

The Sun newspaper are responsible for the phenomenon of Jade Goody. They ripped the fucking piss out of her every day while she was on BB and started a hate campaign against her. They realised they had gone too far and started shitting themselves, either because they were worried about litigation or worried that one of the airheads they had whipped into a frenzy might actually physically attack her. They changed overnight and started promoting her as some sort of fat, ugly, and moronic Princess Di, and the legend of Jade Goody was born.

 

[Pell]

So this will be his next earner when he retires, I can see it now,
"Ladies & Gentlemen, Boys & Girls, It's the granny shaaaaaggeer"

Wrestling is mostly acting, and Rooney has had plenty of practice of that.

 

[GFBlue]

if, as some say, his speech problem is actually an affectation, to gain sympathetic favour,
then perhaps all this talk of players being picked according to agents may well be bowwocks,
he's obviously picking players based on their names...

jack butwand
wyan bertwand
gawy cahill
nathaniel cwyne
keiwan gibbs
phiw jones
cwis smawwing
kyle wawker
dewe awwi
ewic dier
woss barkwey
michael cawwick
adam wawwana
waheem sterwing
hawwy kane

he's only resting rooney so he can say "westing wooney" on tv

joe hart, john stones, fabien delph, jamie vardy, jonjo shelvey are all doubtful because they are easy to pwonownce

PMSL! Top top top top top post!

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Depay third and schewinsteiger fourth best selling shirts in the world according to kitbag? Behind only Messi and ronaldo. That legit!?

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Depay third and schewinsteiger fourth best selling shirts in the world according to kitbag? Behind only Messi and ronaldo. That legit!?

No fucking way,there's plenty players I'd put before them two.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

if, as some say, his speech problem is actually an affectation, to gain sympathetic favour,
then perhaps all this talk of players being picked according to agents may well be bowwocks,
he's obviously picking players based on their names...

jack butwand
wyan bertwand
gawy cahill
nathaniel cwyne
keiwan gibbs
phiw jones
cwis smawwing
kyle wawker
dewe awwi
ewic dier
woss barkwey
michael cawwick
adam wawwana
waheem sterwing
hawwy kane

he's only resting rooney so he can say "westing wooney" on tv

joe hart, john stones, fabien delph, jamie vardy, jonjo shelvey are all doubtful because they are easy to pwonownce

Hahahaha.

 

[crazyg]

Depay third and schewinsteiger fourth best selling shirts in the world according to kitbag? Behind only Messi and ronaldo. That legit!?

That was the kitbag shop in Stretford, not the world.