United Thread 2015/16

[Theengelbert]

There are rumours that Van Gaal is still trying to resign. His wife apparently hates living in Manchester and is persuing him to leave and go to Portugal. Also Van Gaal thinks he cant help them anymore

Now it all makes sense! Van Gaal could turn it on and win the league anytime he wants to! He's deliberately being crap to drag it out, stay on for a bit longer and then get sacked with a nice payout just in time for the hotter weather in Portugal. I like this guys style

 

[jacko74]

The boy wonder Tony Marshall looked dead on his feet mid way through the second half and could hardly run... 19 years old, supposed to be a supreme athlete and he can't last a full match only half way through the season?

Money well spent then.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

The boy wonder Tony Marshall looked dead on his feet mid way through the second half and could hardly run... 19 years old, supposed to be a supreme athlete and he can't last a full match only half way through the season?

Money well spent then.

And voted the best young player in Europe.

 

[roj]

Ha - Fuckng Ha. The mice in your stadium are quicker than your captain. Fucking imbeciles. Those of you who are left - get out of my town.

 

[roj]

Must add - mr flying pig is famous on youtube cos you're shit.

Edit: where's he from again?

 

[Hart of the Matter]

Martial only two games away from costing United an additional 10m euros. (5 more games for France will add another 10 million)

 

[roj]

Martial only two games away from costing United an additional 10m euros. (5 more games for France will add another 10 million)

Imagine what you could do with 10m euros. I reckon you could buy a half decent striker with that.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

So no word on any retrospective action on Rooney? He makes no attempt to make contact with the ball and instead puts studs half way up oscar's leg.

Happy with a draw for the rags, makes them think they are back in business after a lacklustre performance against a struggling Chelsea side. If Spurs and Leicester can keep consistent for the next 5 months the impending doom of no champs league football will sneak up on them.

 

[roj]

PHIL JONES

 

[manimanc]

I wonder what Utd will do in the January Transfer window. Suspect they may buy a striker. Their goal scoring is ridiculously bad.

Fuck getting a new striker.
They need to buy a new manager and a new chairman.....and a new set of fans as the current ones are throwing the towel in as they are all spoilt little fuckers with no backbone.

 

[manimanc]

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/who-here-wants-us-to-lose-to-chelsea.413015/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/4-wins-in-the-last-17-matches-when-did-this-become-acceptable.413059/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/lvg-out-thread-lvg-refuses-to-resign-caf-furious.412212/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/stop-bitching-moaning-whinging-vangle-is-here-to-stay.413064/

http://www.redcafe.net/threads/the-direction-the-club-is-heading-in.413058/

All is not well in ragcafe land.
Some of these thread titles are hilarious.
More I say more.

 

[It just had to be BLUE.]

One belted I've heard..

A point against the champions I'd take all day..well we are in transition. ..arf arf arf

 

[Helmet Cole]

Had a peep at those links to lolcafe. There seems to be a recurring theme of 'why do we accept the current situation when Europe's other elite clubs would sack their manager?'. They honestly think they are still at the top table in Europe when they are struggling to be in the top three teams on this side of the m62! Delusion on a rawkish scale.

 

[manchester blue]

So no word on any retrospective action on Rooney? He makes no attempt to make contact with the ball and instead puts studs half way up oscar's leg.

Happy with a draw for the rags, makes them think they are back in business after a lacklustre performance against a struggling Chelsea side. If Spurs and Leicester can keep consistent for the next 5 months the impending doom of no champs league football will sneak up on them.

He was booked.

 

[Hart of the Matter]

And voted the best young player in Europe.

.... And if that helps him into top twenty Balondor list it costs United the final 10m euros. I hope the illusion and hype continue:-)

 

[Le Havre Oswald]

PHIL JONES

What do you want?

 

[dario2739]

Must add - mr flying pig is famous on youtube cos you're shit.

Edit: where's he from again?

That bloke is one embarrassing **** – southern wanker, having a rant sat in his bedroom at his mums, and couldn't find Trafford on a map, never mind the swamp!

 

[bugsyblue]

All is not well in ragcafe land.
Some of these thread titles are hilarious.
More I say more.

Rag caf is highly entertaining at the moment!

 

[bugsyblue]

So no word on any retrospective action on Rooney? He makes no attempt to make contact with the ball and instead puts studs half way up oscar's leg.

Happy with a draw for the rags, makes them think they are back in business after a lacklustre performance against a struggling Chelsea side. If Spurs and Leicester can keep consistent for the next 5 months the impending doom of no champs league football will sneak up on them.

What you doing highlighting the Rooney stamp?! We don't want that fat lump banned, he's comedy gold when he plays!

 

[SPIDERBOY]

What you doing highlighting the Rooney stamp?! We don't want that fat lump banned, he's comedy gold when he plays!

Nothing will happen anyway as the ref saw it and gave him a yellow card.