United Thread 2015/16

[SiMCFC]

The more Van Gaal says the more I believe he is actually a great big WUM sent undercover by Khaldoon, Sheik Mansour and Soriano as part of the master plan. He is comedy gold.

 

[KentBlue]

He can't seriously believe the stuff he comes out with. His excuses are as flimsy as Gary Lineker's beard.

 

[manimanc]

Not really important. Firstly it's a minimum of 6 minutes, and secondly there was 1 sub, 1 goal, a penalty and 7 fouls.

Should have been more than 1:15 over the 6 minutes.

Bottom line is it took a 93rd minute penalty to beat 3rd division Sheff utd.
And that was after an hour of not having a single shot on target.
Utd are back utd are back Allo Allo.

 

[Bentheblue]

I note that no newspaper had blue circles around the rows and rows of empty seats at Old Toilet on Saturday. Astonishing don't you think?

No newspaper would ever stoop so low surely, well possibly if the team plays in blue. The guy who stalks the "media bias" thread really makes me laugh as he reckons City are treated no differently than any other club. He would no doubt have some daft explanation for incidents like this.

 

[ccr]

No newspaper would ever stoop so low surely, well possibly if the team plays in blue. The guy who stalks the "media bias" thread really makes me laugh as he reckons City are treated no differently than any other club. He would no doubt have some daft explanation for incidents like this.

Cost of blue printing ink ?

 

[Tuearts right boot]

From the BBC website
90:00+7:14Full time

Full TimeSecond Half ends, Manchester United 1, Sheffield United 0.

90:00+6:43
Foul by Jesse Lingard (Manchester United).

90:00+6:43
Martyn Woolford (Sheffield United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

90:00+5:51
Memphis Depay (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

90:00+5:51
Foul by Chris Basham (Sheffield United).

90:00+5:39
Attempt blocked. Ryan Flynn (Sheffield United) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Louis Reed.

90:00+3:56
Bastian Schweinsteiger (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

90:00+3:56
Foul by Neill Collins (Sheffield United).

90:00+2:56Goal scored
Goal!Goal! Manchester United 1, Sheffield United 0. Wayne Rooney (Manchester United) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.

90:00+1:57
Penalty Manchester United. Memphis Depay draws a foul in the penalty area.

90:00+1:57
Penalty conceded by Dean Hammond (Sheffield United) after a foul in the penalty area.

90:00+0:38
Delay over. They are ready to continue.

90:00+0:37Substitution
SubstitutionSubstitution, Sheffield United. Matt Done replaces Conor Sammon because of an injury.

90:00+0:15
Delay in match Conor Sammon (Sheffield United) because of an injury.

So they played one minute and 14 seconds over and above the six minutes added.

Plus the 3.08 from the first half

From the BBC website
90:00+7:14Full time

Full TimeSecond Half ends, Manchester United 1, Sheffield United 0.

90:00+6:43
Foul by Jesse Lingard (Manchester United).

90:00+6:43
Martyn Woolford (Sheffield United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

90:00+5:51
Memphis Depay (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

90:00+5:51
Foul by Chris Basham (Sheffield United).

90:00+5:39
Attempt blocked. Ryan Flynn (Sheffield United) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Louis Reed.

90:00+3:56
Bastian Schweinsteiger (Manchester United) wins a free kick in the defensive half.

90:00+3:56
Foul by Neill Collins (Sheffield United).

90:00+2:56Goal scored
Goal!Goal! Manchester United 1, Sheffield United 0. Wayne Rooney (Manchester United) converts the penalty with a right footed shot to the bottom left corner.

90:00+1:57
Penalty Manchester United. Memphis Depay draws a foul in the penalty area.

90:00+1:57
Penalty conceded by Dean Hammond (Sheffield United) after a foul in the penalty area.

90:00+0:38
Delay over. They are ready to continue.

90:00+0:37Substitution
SubstitutionSubstitution, Sheffield United. Matt Done replaces Conor Sammon because of an injury.

90:00+0:15
Delay in match Conor Sammon (Sheffield United) because of an injury.

So they played one minute and 14 seconds over and above the six minutes added.

Plus the 3.08 minutes in the first half gives them 10.22 extra playing time, sorry I rounded it up, I was beside myself.

 

[Mike N]

Talking to a, sensible, United fan today. He said he had never witnessed anything like Saturday night before. Completely and utterly blames Ferguson for the mess they are now in.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Talking to a, sensible, United fan today. He said he had never witnessed anything like Saturday night before. Completely and utterly blames Ferguson for the mess they are now in.

Nearly all of the match going rags I speak to are seriously not happy,haven't been for a couple of years,it's the armchairs who are mainly the deluded gobshites.

 

[jimharri]

So; that's told our quiet neighbours. Stop fucking whining, get down on your knees and give thanks to the Lord for the fantastic run you're on.

As for their fans leaving early to beat the traffic, we can't really have a dig, can we?

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Strange the ginger pig failed to notice rafts of empty seats at Old Toilet during his pitchside mutterings, yet can't wait to mention it when he's at the Etihad.
Perhaps he forgot his glasses or more likely its because hes an utter biased rag bastard!