United Thread 2015/16

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

I remember the celebrity smells thread and someone said she smells of a mixture of urine and marzipan.

Or musk as Rughead calls it.

 

[laserblue]

Article in today's DM about the wheels in the rags' academy coming off. The frothing knee jerk bullshit reaction of rags in the comments section are a joy to behold.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...der-youngsters-30-points-Manchester-City.html

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Jesus h Christ!! Sergio on SSN this morning saying how he was talking up Manchester to messi and this is the Star's take on it. Desperate fucking sheep

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/489410/Lionel-Messi-Manchester-City-United-transfer-news

 

[ohfk]

Now taping up Pep........the scum way

I reckon that's the only way they'll get him. Taped and gagged in the boot of Woowars car. (I knew you meant tapping) ;)

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

Tom Daley out for an extended period of time, severe groin injury, hard to get over when attempting a triple summersalt with pike every 10 minutes.

 

[Sigh]

I reckon that's the only way they'll get him. Taped and gagged in the boot of Woowars car. (I knew you meant tapping) ;)

Who did Fergie nick from Spurs illegally? My memory. Shocking. Wasn't it Spurs? Or was someone coming to us from Spurs and he just broke all the rules?

 

[Helmet Cole]

Jan major transfers at the swamp cancelled due to doubt over LVG future.
That's a novel spin on players not wanting to go there.

I clocked that one. Bale,messi and tranny look like being stuck in Spain for another six months then. They must be gutted their January moves to the swamp have fallen through, particularly as they have been hoping to go there for the last six transfer windows.

 

[Kinkys Left Foot]

Who did Fergie nick from Spurs illegally? My memory. Shocking. Wasn't it Spurs? Or was someone coming to us from Spurs and he just broke all the rules?

Berbaflop

 

[Vienna_70]

Article in today's DM about the wheels in the rags' academy coming off. The frothing knee jerk bullshit reaction of rags in the comments section are a joy to behold.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/fo...der-youngsters-30-points-Manchester-City.html

30 POINTS!

Scum's U18s are 30 POINTS behind City.

And they've only played 19 games.

Things keep getting better and better!

 

[babyape]

Oh dear oh dear..... That's pretty shocking from the team that produces 'so much young talent' !!!! Won 2 !!!

http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/...r-league-tables.html?paramYouthStage=NATIONAL