United Thread 2015/16

[gordondaviesmoustache]

They're getting desperate in the rag cafe thread: a guy from India has pulled out the 'romance' card.

 

[bluesoup]

They're getting desperate in the rag cafe thread: a guy from India has pulled out the 'romance' card.

Haha, that's how they sell themselves. Let's just hope we get our parcel at the end of the season for us to see them crack up

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Jan major transfers at the swamp cancelled due to doubt over LVG future.
That's a novel spin on players not wanting to go there.

 

[Paul Lake's Left Knee]

They're getting desperate in the rag cafe thread: a guy from India has pulled out the 'romance' card.

Never underestimate the power of romance:

• I had to come all the way from the highways and byways of Tallahassee, Florida to Motor City, Detroit to find my true love. If you gave me a million years to ponder, I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would ever go together. And to this day, the events that followed all seem like a distant dream. But the dream was real and was to change our lives forever. I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing and everything seemed so shitty. And he'd say, 'That's the way it goes, but don't forget, it goes the other way too.' That's the way romance is. Usually, that's the way it goes. But every once in awhile, it goes the other way too.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Haha, that's how they sell themselves. Let's just hope we get our parcel at the end of the season for us to see them crack up

In fairness the club does resemble an old Dame Barbara Cartland book that's been in the attic for thirty years. Lots of mass appeal, but lacking in substance, no longer relevant and looking a bit dog-eared.

 

[Slashman X]

After all the bad news coming form their academy this week, I guess it was time they trotted out a PR piece in the MUEN:

Manchester United have already shown they have some top talent in their academy this season - and there is even more to come.

Paul McGuinness has just overseen the tenth consecutive league defeat for the Under-18s, but believes the struggles of that team are an unfortunate result of more significant successes they have had.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...chester-united-academy-very-exciting-10771436

 

[blue order]

In fairness the club does resemble an old Dame Barbara Cartland book that's been in the attic for thirty years. Lots of mass appeal, but lacking in substance, no longer relevant and looking a bit dog-eared.

While we/you're on books, would you object to a little plagarism? I would like to adopt this analogy as my own! Excellent btw.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

While we/you're on books, would you object to a little plagarism? I would like to adopt this analogy as my own! Excellent btw.

Be my guest.

Dame Barabara did have some links to united as it happens, as she had a bit of a fling with Wayne just before she sadly passed in 2000.

 

[domalino]

After all the bad news coming form their academy this week, I guess it was time they trotted out a PR piece in the MUEN:



http://www.manchestereveningnews.co...chester-united-academy-very-exciting-10771436

That's incredible. Who decides to right a puff piece after 10 consecutive defeats? Pick your moments.

On the other hand, I see LVG's no wins in 10 games really permeated through every level of the club.

 

[stony]

In fairness the club does resemble an old Dame Barbara Cartland book that's been in the attic for thirty years. Lots of mass appeal, but lacking in substance, no longer relevant and looking a bit dog-eared.

I remember the celebrity smells thread and someone said she smells of a mixture of urine and marzipan.