United Thread 2015/16

[bluegirl74]

I have to do a tour of old toilet with my work colleagues tomorrow.

Anyone got any ideas for trolling the scum?

Where I work we have a bonus system for people who go above and beyond expectations. You deserve a nomination for something similar.

 

[Helmet Cole]

I have to do a tour of old toilet with my work colleagues tomorrow.

Anyone got any ideas for trolling the scum?

you can't go wrong with a good old fashioned permanent marker, and drawing a load of cocks. Other than that prawns or other seafood bunged somewhere warm but hard to find (vents, curtain rails, under floor covering) and the place will smell like roadkill mixed with ammonia by the weekend. This is all assuming you don't get the chance to burn the place down which would obviously be best.

 

[manchester blue]

Ask if you can meet Ronaldo. And Bale. And Nemar.

 

[mat]

I have to do a tour of old toilet with my work colleagues tomorrow.

Anyone got any ideas for trolling the scum?

Mention their problems with animals on the pitch, mostly six swans.

 

[Blueknows]

I have to do a tour of old toilet with my work colleagues tomorrow.

Anyone got any ideas for trolling the scum?

Id ring in sick

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

I have to do a tour of old toilet with my work colleagues tomorrow.

Anyone got any ideas for trolling the scum?

Ask to see the lab where Frankenst . . . errrr, Phil Jones was re-animated.

 

[Blueknows]

When you tour the changing rooms ask where does motm last week 'mouse' sit

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Ask if you can meet Ronaldo. And Bale. And Nemar.

And Pep.

 

[City Raider]

I have to do a tour of old toilet with my work colleagues tomorrow.

Anyone got any ideas for trolling the scum?

Ask how far it is from Manchester

 

[Ban-jani]

I have to do a tour of old toilet with my work colleagues tomorrow.

Anyone got any ideas for trolling the scum?

Where's that 35 year banner gone?