United Thread 2015/16

[Tuearts right boot]

Ask them if they've got a Champion League tickets going spare, you're not particularly bothered which match it is but as a life long, die hard red you think it's only fair you stand up and be counted.

 

[bluethrunthru]

Heard that - also Rory smith started to tear into their academy, before Savage made it very awkward by declaring it was ok because his son was in it.

Ha ha ha - yeah " Savage the Sage" with words of encouragement for the rags "remedial class of 16"

 

[1961_vintage]

Check that you get given a sachet of antibak powder before you enter.

 

[Maly]

I have to do a tour of old toilet with my work colleagues tomorrow.

Anyone got any ideas for trolling the scum?

Do you really have to ask.....
37 years
Rancid meat
Peeping Tom
Shagging the staff
Bankrupt
Sugar Daddy (x2 I think??)
Manchester Central
'Istory
Family Guy
Cantana's match fee
Treatment of players post Munich
Treatment of dead players families post Munich
Statue of a man who relegated them
Statue of an ex City & Dippers player
Green & gold
GPC being a greedy cnut & out for himself
Who was the 1st Club in 'Manchester' (I'm loosely bracketing them in with the Greater Manchester conurbation) to win trophy
Ticket touts
Singing Hillsborough songs
FCUM
David Moyes
LVG
Hoofball
The United way
Financial gain from Munich
Ruining football (inception of prem - read up on Knighton takeover & what he wanted to do with the club/football)
Price hikes
Empty seats
GMP attendance reports

Or just call them all cnuts & take a turd in the main entrance

Hope that helps lad

 

[bluethrunthru]

Think bottom line is Lvg is desperate to go but giggs don't want it again and know manager out there that's any good want it now.

Well again on the Monday Night Club and this time in fairness to Motty et al they were quite scathing about the Family Man's involvement during and after the Moyesiah's reign and now under Mad Louis - rather than Giggs not fancying it they all reckoned the rags hierarchy don't reckon much to his ability - even better they were pointing out that Gary Chuckle is proving piss poor at Valencia which highlights the fact that the Crass of 92 isn't producing great managers - music to my ears but I am now worried that when van Gall just tells them to fucking stick it and he ain't coming back from home that they might think twice about giving it to Giggs.

Truth is van Gaal knows full well wiping the floor after GPC left them in such a mess has ruined his legacy and soiled peoples memory of him so now what I want is the dream ticket of Family Man with GPC back as overseer until the end of the season to fuck over two more rag reputations too - in reality GPC won't come back - he knows what a mess he left them in and doesn't want his very last game at the swamp to feature a walk from the dug out to the tunnel with a back drop like the one we saw at weekend for van Gaal - GPC values his legacy myth too much to risk it

 

[bluethrunthru]

I love these, i could watch them all day

Local die hards with real passion

Not a clue what this fella is talking about. He can't wait to get out of the rain and drive home with his Chas & Dave CD on

Rabbit Rabbit Yap Yap Yap Yap Bunny Bunny Jabber jabber Rabbit - to quote Chas and Dave - this fucker is from Helmel Hempstead or Cranleigh - both border on to Weaste don't they??? Its always funny when they can never find anybody with a Mancunian accent to interview around the swamp. As for the kids sponge analogy - what the fuck is this fella on?? Pep - yeah right jog on shit for brains.

 

[The perfect fumble]

in reality GPC won't come back - he knows what a mess he left them in and doesn't want his very last game at the swamp to feature a walk from the dug out to the tunnel with a back drop like the one we saw at weekend for van Gaal - GPC values his legacy myth too much to risk it

You mean like this one....

 

[The perfect fumble]

Rabbit Rabbit Yap Yap Yap Yap Bunny Bunny Jabber jabber Rabbit - to quote Chas and Dave - this fucker is from Helmel Hempstead or Cranleigh - both border on to Weaste don't they??? Its always funny when they can never find anybody with a Mancunian accent to interview around the swamp. As for the kids sponge analogy - what the fuck is this fella on?? Pep - yeah right jog on shit for brains.

I can't place this guys accent....

 

[Ifwecouldjust.......]

I have to do a tour of old toilet with my work colleagues tomorrow.

Anyone got any ideas for trolling the scum?

Continually whistle "we're not really here"

I once had the somewhat dubious pleasure of doing the same (Matt Busby was in charge then)..........managed to fart whilst in his office...........just a suggestion !!

 

[BlueRockape]

He would take it but I suspect the stories about that only being on a permanent basis are true as he'd have Baconface backing him and the old guard would have their feet under the table again. The Glazers might let him do it on a temporary basis but they want their own man in there and that wouldn't suit the Gill/Ferguson/Charlton clique. If they lose that fight, then I wonder if they'll step aside or the Glazers will give some or all of them a hefty shove. Now that would be funny and the blood-letting would be incredible.

Agree
Let's face it the only reason Moyes got the boot was because he would not tow the party line (Giggs will) it wasn't for bad results as much or the TT would have gone long time ago.