United Thread 2015/16

[stony]

Mourinho would rip them apart. Can you imagine the toxic trio of the family man, the hard shoulder shitter and the ticket tout whispering their poison behind the scenes, undermining him at every turn.
I really hope he gets it, he's already lost most of his mojo and the rags will rip away whatever is left.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Mourinho would rip them apart. Can you imagine the toxic trio of the family man, the hard shoulder shitter and the ticket tout whispering their poison behind the scenes, undermining him at every turn.
I really hope he gets it, he's already lost most of his mojo and the rags will rip away whatever is left.

I want to see Pep drive the final nail in his ikea wardrobe... It would also make Manchester the epicentre of world football... The whole world can see Maureen crack on a monumental scale!!!

 

[stony]

I want to see Pep drive the final nail in his ikea wardrobe... It would also make Manchester the epicentre of world football... The whole world can see Maureen crack on a monumental scale!!!

A televised meltdown with pencils up his nose and a pair of underpants on his head.

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

A televised meltdown with pencils up his nose and a pair of underpants on his head.

Too tame.... He needs a throat chop from Pep!!!

 

[deano ou812]

Will he won't he,the premier league is getting harder to win,throw in pep,Chelsea's new manager and not forgetting klopp and pochitennio(?) he may like the challenge but it could all go horribly wrong for the eye gouger..

 

[Vienna_70]

They can lose the final mate . It can happen . Everybody expects them to win and they'll ride the crest of a wave until it crashes and what a fall that will be . Remember bobby stokes ?

I used to know Bobby Stokes' brother and he told me that Bobby reckoned he was offside.

I didn't give a flying fuck when he told me and I still don't.

 

[Vienna_70]

A televised meltdown with pencils up his nose and a pair of underpants on his head.

Wibble!

 

[mat]

Maureen is not going to.the rags. He's far too high maintenance for the yanks.

They are going to follow the boot room BS the scousers do and appoint Bryan Briggs after another year of tactics boredom from the turtle.

This Jose bollocks is the club trying desperately not to have loads more empty seats next season.

 

[chaddblue]

Tommorrows papers...

"Jose Mourinho will be given £300m to spend on new signings when he becomes the Manchester United manager"

Who are they gonna spend that on? Their name is no longer the pull it used to be and no top top players will go there is they can't offer CL football

 

[The slaughtered lamb]

Giggsy at the PFA awards. What a thoroughly decent chap.