United Thread 2015/16

[Vienna_70]

Didn't really watch much of the game but now we know Fellaini isn't a dirty player, (according to himself) how did he get away with an elbow into a Palace players neck, or did I imagine it.

He was booked for it.

It wasn't a red, IMHO.

 

[Big Yaya Wilko 12]

Never has a **** suited a team of cunts so much.

They suit each other down to the ground.

 

[mikemcfcwilde]

Ibra will definitely rock up at United there is no chance he would miss the opportunity to help Jose try get one over on Pep.

 

[Rochdale Blue]

He was booked for it.

It wasn't a red, IMHO.

Sorry, but that was an intentional elbow and deserved more than a yellow.

 

[CityForever45]

Nice he'll stop Rushford development, who in fairness looks a nice prospect, by bringing in Ibra, maybe he'll win somehow a league ( but i doubt it) and in 3 years when he left he'll leave them in ruins, like he has always done everywhere. Panic hiring.

 

[chaddblue]

Ibra will definitely rock up at United there is no chance he would miss the opportunity to help Jose try get one over on Pep.

So that's two massive cunts who have both had their day

 

[mikemcfcwilde]

So that's two massive cunts who have both had their day

Yeah not really worried.

To be honest I didn't even think United would stoop low enough to hire him, ever since he poked the assistant in the eye he should of been blackballed.

 

[yeseye]

Can't wait. Said it before and will say it again, Moanihio is mentally unstable and more special needs than special these days.

They may as well have given Shannon Briggs the job, let's go champ!

 

[ninjamonkey]

They've not thought this through have they? For all LVG's faults you can kind of see where he's heading with his side, he's set out a style (albeit a shit style) and he's very slowly moulding a young side into it. When Mourinho comes in, that style changes completely, he isn't one for trusting kids either. It's going to be very difficult for them to attract the players they need given their current status and the aed difficulty of Mourinho having already alienated a lot of players during his career meaning they won't go play for him and word gets passed around about what it's like to play for him.

 

[Peter Doherty]

Biggest wanker in football taking over the biggest wankstain of a club with the biggest fanbase of wankers in the game (4.1 trillion at last count).

Plays more boring football than van Gaal ffs. Cant wait til next season.

That's only in the known universe (and doesn't include possible parallel universes, either).

 

[Peter Doherty]

How do the Chelsea fans feel about Mourinho at United? Anyone know any Chelsea fans and what their attitude is?

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You have to feel sorry for them. They think the poisonous **** loves them but he's a fucking sociopath who hasn't given them a secons thought since he left.

 

[Peter Doherty]

Agreed.

I've recently got used to not giving a flying fuck about them. That's the only downside to this appointment for me. His short-term insanity allied to the club's owner's means this appointment could cause them serious longer-term problems. And the poisonous one's behaviour will bring them plenty of bad press around the world, if not here.

 

[bumbleblue]

Never has a **** suited those cunts more than this ****.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

Never has a **** suited a team of cunts so much.

They suit each other down to the ground.

Indeed. I didn't think I could despise these plastic **** more than I do, but now I do. I expect the level of hatred between the two club to go stratospheric after his appointment - he' s a fucking degenerate backed by a stadium full of degenerates.

 

[Blue Haze]

I hope it's a worse disaster than Chelsea. First things first. A heated power struggle between him and Whiskeynose or Sir Booby. Then the freezing out of popular players to be replaced with thugs and cunts.

 

[Cookieproof]

They've not thought this through have they? For all LVG's faults you can kind of see where he's heading with his side, he's set out a style (albeit a shit style) and he's very slowly moulding a young side into it. When Mourinho comes in, that style changes completely, he isn't one for trusting kids either. It's going to be very difficult for them to attract the players they need given their current status and the aed difficulty of Mourinho having already alienated a lot of players during his career meaning they won't go play for him and word gets passed around about what it's like to play for him.

The only problem with this assessment is that TT was forced into integrating the kids through injuries, it was never planned as part of his FILOSERFEE.

 

[TFC]

I hope it's a worse disaster than Chelsea. First things first. A heated power struggle between him and Whiskeynose or Sir Booby. Then the freezing out of popular players to be replaced with thugs and cunts.

He'll be inheriting plenty of thugs and cunts tbf. He's a thug and a ****. Perfect fit.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

I have a sneaking suspicion this is mendes trying to force United to make the decision

 

[yeseye]

papering over the cracks that win, nothing more, but them cracks are going to get a lot bigger with the appointment of this loose cannon!

 

[Guardiola's Disciple]

Fucking hypocritical Man Utd fans.

They made their hate for Moroninho clear after he parked the bus against them with Chelsea and now he's the best thing in the world? LOL.

It's time to grab the popcorn. Watch him fight all those whining scum ex-Man Utd pundits every week. Watch how he parks the bus against Guardiola's City and let's see how those Man Utd fans screaming "Attack, attack and attack" react to that.

Lads, it's clear as day they would rather have Guardiola as their manager. After all, who wouldn't want to play football? Instead they appoint a park-the-bus manager who sucked out any creativity from that Chelsea side thanks to his insistence on tracking back LOL