United thread 2015/16

[maccadon]

He was 80/1 yesterday morning when someone in work said it to me. He's a bullshitter though and I know someone who's usually actually ITK with Celtic who thinks it's a bag of shite so I passed up. Pity, if I'd know how much the odds were going to drop I could have made money backing and laying.

I thought it was shit too but as said previously came from same source who told me Brenda was gonna be new manager.

I think it would be funnier if he went to rangers.passing up on a club with all that history for a club only few years old.

 

[bakerdave76]

Not in my lifetime !

 

[The perfect fumble]

But but he was born to play for the rags wasn't he?

Baptised in the ship canal, a product of the academy. It's the Utd way.

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Do you mean rags ?

Yes the rags and the rag-loving media

 

[2sheikhs]

He's swamp bound. He'll score 10 goals in the first 5 league games (burnley home, West Brom away, Bournemouth home, palace away and Sunderland home) then the tit will run dry and he'll start kicking off.

 

[laserblue]

By now I'm sure many of you have seen Dortmund's facebook post about the Gundogan signing, noting that he is "leaving the eight-time German champions for Manchester City, who finished fourth in the Premier League last season." or something along those lines....

Anyhow, I had a look at the Caf and the thread for Gundogan signing, and once BVB's post made it on to there they all used those damn laughing emoticons over their dig at us. Now I know the rags aren't the smartest bunch but they do realize 4th in the PL is better than 5th in the PL, surely?

SCUM

Yet City have won the PL since they last won the Bundesliga.

 

[The perfect fumble]

Yet City have won the PL since they last won the Bundesliga.

It doesn't matter, so entrenched is the idea that City is a no class club with bling that trifling things like facts don't count.

 

[babyape]

By now I'm sure many of you have seen Dortmund's facebook post about the Gundogan signing, noting that he is "leaving the eight-time German champions for Manchester City, who finished fourth in the Premier League last season." or something along those lines....

Anyhow, I had a look at the Caf and the thread for Gundogan signing, and once BVB's post made it on to there they all used those damn laughing emoticons over their dig at us. Now I know the rags aren't the smartest bunch but they do realize 4th in the PL is better than 5th in the PL, surely?

SCUM

I thought 4th was better too, but my rag work colleagues inform me that they had a better season than us, so i don't know what to believe anymore. They're such an intelligent bunch you see, almost mastered walking upright...

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Apparently the FA cup and 5th is much better than 4th, a CL semi and a League Cup as I was informed on Tuesday night.

I just said Thursday night and laughed then had another pint.

 

[RyanP3609]

He was 80/1 yesterday morning when someone in work said it to me. He's a bullshitter though and I know someone who's usually actually ITK with Celtic who thinks it's a bag of shite so I passed up. Pity, if I'd know how much the odds were going to drop I could have made money backing and laying.

80/1 really! That's mad... yeah could have made a fair bit of profit backing and laying, shame!