United thread 2015/16

[aguero93:20]

...Dont know GPC and ticket tout - seriously? Have you lived under a stone since April 2014? And 'Man Utd'? - you mean red cunts, and 'mid table'? - you mean fucking relegated....surely?

You spelled liquidated wrong.

L-I-Q-U-I-D-A-T-E-D.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

you need to google

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

...Dont know GPC and ticket tout - seriously? Have you lived under a stone since April 2014? And 'Man Utd'? - you mean red cunts, and 'mid table'? - you mean fucking relegated....surely?

Next he'll be telling us that he never heard that Roy Keane wanks off dogs.

 

[aguero93:20]

Next he'll be telling us that he never heard that Roy Keane wanks off dogs.

Or that Ryan Giggs was shagging his sister-in-law for seven years. Probably shagging Keane's dog these days instead.

 

[BooksReject]

You spelled liquidated wrong.

L-I-Q-U-I-D-A-T-E-D.

Bollucks, i hav hada cupple of beers, but i new wot i ment ;)

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Or that Ryan Giggs was shagging his sister-in-law for seven years. Probably shagging Keane's dog these days instead.

We all let our standards drop as we get older.

 

[BooksReject]

Next he'll be telling us that he never heard that Roy Keane wanks off dogs.

If he does, I won't believe him for a second! Surely everyone alive, and some now even dead have heard about that little gem?

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

If he does, I won't believe him for a second! Surely everyone alive, and some now even dead have heard about that little gem?

There are undiscovered tribes in the Amazon who are talking about it right this moment.

 

[BooksReject]

There are undiscovered tribes in the Amazon who are talking about it right this moment.

So that wasn't an unsubstantiated rumour then. I think this nixsmith2 has some explaining to do.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

If he does, I won't believe him for a second! Surely everyone alive, and some now even dead have heard about that little gem?

i never knew what the dog was calleed