United thread 2015/16

[mat]

F Me they kept that quiet!!!!!!!!!!

For about 6 months....

Compare that to all the shit we were getting over pep before he was announced.

 

[grasybaby]

Announcing the appointment the club's vice chairman Ed Woodward, says: "José is quite simply the best manager in the game today

And Ed should know as he has a track record of appointing the best managers in the game for the worlds greatest football club. Doesn't he ?

 

[The Richard Wright Fan Club]

35 next season. Might as well bring back Scholes, Rio, Nevilles, Becks and Giggs.

He wasn't that good when we played him last season.

He doesn't rely on pace. He's not going to be bullied by the likes of Shawcross, Morgan, Huth, Dann etc. He's arguably the best header of a ball in the league. His link up play for a big man is incredible. He's going to bring a winning mentality to that lot. I hate that I have to hate Zlatan.

 

[bluelol]

For about 6 months....

Compare that to all the shit we were getting over pep before he was announced.

I know it makes you want to spew Mat, I can only compare the media with this club as a virus.!

 

[bluelol]

Announcing the appointment the club's vice chairman Ed Woodward, says: "José is quite simply the best manager in the game today

And Ed should know as he has a track record of appointing the best managers in the game for the worlds greatest football club. Doesn't he ?

Yeh, Woodward forgot to say that Chelsea sacked him!

 

[Walking on the blue moon]

Mourinho Appointed Manchester United Boss
Announcing the appointment the club's vice chairman Ed Woodward, says: "José is quite simply the best manager in the game today."


HAHAHA

Coffee went down the wrong way when I heard that in the radio

 

[BooksReject]

He doesn't rely on pace. He's not going to be bullied by the likes of Shawcross, Morgan, Huth, Dann etc. He's arguably the best header of a ball in the league. His link up play for a big man is incredible. He's going to bring a winning mentality to that lot. I hate that I have to hate Zlatan.

I'm the same. Liked him for his 'give no fucks' attitude, and his really funny narcissistic one liners! And he can turn it on when he has to, now have to hope his 34 year old legs have gone, and he crashes and burns along with his new fucking scumbag wanker colleagues.

 

[SPIDERBOY]

Tuttomercatoweb saying Ibrahimovic wants €15m a year to join.
Think that's about £1m a month.

 

[BooksReject]

Tuttomercatoweb saying Ibrahimovic wants €15m a year to join.
Think that's about £1m a month.

Less than thatch head then? Thought he was on 300 thou a week? Jeez throwing money around like confetti

 

[dario2739]

Less than thatch head then? Thought he was on 300 thou a week? Jeez throwing money around like confetti

Said before – there's no way on this earth that Ibrahimovic will be on less than rug-head.

 

[CityForever45]

Ahah best manager in the world, oh please, what a deluded ****

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

He doesn't rely on pace. He's not going to be bullied by the likes of Shawcross, Morgan, Huth, Dann etc. He's arguably the best header of a ball in the league. His link up play for a big man is incredible. He's going to bring a winning mentality to that lot. I hate that I have to hate Zlatan.

Don't worry about it, none of the above applies..... It's a shirt selling exercise.

You're forgetting the league and applying it to a player who doesn't have the ability to do that anymore... Ffs, our very own comedy duo in Laurel and Hardy owned him in the champions league, in a team far superior to anything the rags have...

 

[Clevers]

Mourinho Appointed Manchester United Boss
Announcing the appointment the club's vice chairman Ed Woodward, says: "José is quite simply the best manager in the game today."


HAHAHA

the sentence seems to have been edited, the missing words being " who was still available and willing to join us".

 

[mat]

Zlatan - Official shirt selling partner...

 

[BLUEMATT23]

Not worried in the slightest, they wanted Pep and they got the ****, 2nd choice for them.
We have the world's best manager and we will dominate the next few years.

 

[andyhinch]

Announcing the appointment the club's vice chairman Ed Woodward, says: "José is quite simply the best manager in the game today

And Ed should know as he has a track record of appointing the best managers in the game for the worlds greatest football club. Doesn't he ?

I think Ed woody the woodpecker might be in a minority of one there

 

[Blue Mist]

You have to hand it to the Rags. They have managed to keep their name in the media spotlight for a week. Everyone knew on Saturday that the nasty little shit was going to the Swamp and yet it will be 'Officially Announced' later today. I am sick of the media fawning all over the pathetic little shits.

 

[NZBlue]

Of course Maureen is the better manager- he has won way more premier league matches than Pep has.

The most arrogant manager now confirmed with the most arrogant club and the most arrogant fans- a match made in heaven

 

[sir baconface]

We've now got the usual full-on bollox..."club of mystique"..."bigger than anyone"..."always had a rapport with the rag fans"..."mummy bought me a Man U duvet cover when I was three"...

Fookinell. Two years ago Chelsea were the big one and every rag fan hated the cnut. I almost said you wouldn't believe it but yes, you fcukin would.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Ah, he managed the get the 'romance' of united into his first statement. The Edwards family are synonymous with romance.