United thread 2015/16

[aguero93:20]

Twunt.

I like you.

 

[dennishasdoneit]

It's what virtually every prem manager does after every game. Virtually no grace or magnanimity left at all, the whole industry is a continual war of attrition right down to being the twunt who keeps the football away from the opposition during a break in play coz they think it's somehow getting one over on them. Just drives me to smash them harder.

i agree.

 

[Shiekh.I Khalid Saad]

They look like they are making some very savvy decisions recently. Like a professional outfit when whiskey nose was there.

Next season will be competitive on finishing top 4. A giant is destined to miss out.

You look like you are making some very dodgy comments lately, now go back sadcafe you raggy twat.

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

LOL...They're milking it for all it's worth....

Booby had his rant muted, lip-reading he says something like 'Joseph, you say? Well Joseph, have you come to fetch the bomb from out of the bogs? It's been fucking weeks now and they won't allow me back into the ground until its gone.'

 

[mat]

schneiderlin called up for France. They must be desperate.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Booby had his rant muted, lip-reading he says something like 'Joseph, you say? Well Joseph, have you come to fetch the bomb from out of the bogs? It's been fucking weeks now and they won't allow me back into the ground until its gone.'

This is almost certainly completely correct.

 

[mat]

Internet entertainment company X Hamster are set to be announced as official adult merchandising partner of Manchester United. A statement from the well known pornography channels says it delighted to tie up the deal as it couldn't pass up the opportunity to promote itself to a worldwide audience of over 650 million wankers.

 

[BlueMojito]

Internet entertainment company X Hamster are set to be announced as official adult merchandising partner of Manchester United. A statement from the well known pornography channels says it delighted to tie up the deal as it couldn't pass up the opportunity to promote itself to a worldwide audience of over 650 million wankers.

Haha made me laugh

 

[Vienna_70]

Internet entertainment company X Hamster are set to be announced as official adult merchandising partner of Manchester United. A statement from the well known pornography channels says it delighted to tie up the deal as it couldn't pass up the opportunity to promote itself to a worldwide audience of over 650 million wankers.

That made me laugh!

 

[dennishasdoneit]

Internet entertainment company X Hamster are set to be announced as official adult merchandising partner of Manchester United. A statement from the well known pornography channels says it delighted to tie up the deal as it couldn't pass up the opportunity to promote itself to a worldwide audience of over 650 million wankers.

and hamster are pleased to announce they have ..ahem..revamped their" voyeur" online section, and also.after special input from deep within the bowels of the swamp, a whole new family fun department.