United thread 2017/18

[Ted_Bovis]

I take it you’ve not been for a while. It’s a fucking dump. Most utd fans accept that who I know. Being big doesn’t mean being great. The Nou Camp is the same.

The bit about Blackmore was so true. I was taken on a corporate there and it was exactly like that.

 

[hutton who blue]

Our trophies mean more to us than theirs. So there.

 

[Paladin]

After years of careful observation, research & number crunching, I’ve developed and refined Prestwich_Blue’s General Theory of Rag Fuckwittery.

The equation is as follows: Fy = (Ds/(N+1))*C

Where:
Fy is the overall level of Fuckwittery
Ds is the distance the rag lives from the swamp
N is the number of times said rag has actually been to a match at the swamp (The +1 is there because you can’t divide by zero)
C is the number of times said rag has used ‘Citeh’ in a tweet or post.

I realise I am responding 14 hours after the initial post, but I felt the urge to add my own personal note of appreciation for this well thought out theory. Well done PB.

 

[urban genie]

Can I just say on derby day (and any other)

United are ****s

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

You and me both, mate!

It s match day....join the queue ye ****s!

 

[MikeJM1973]

Just tuned into Sunday Supplement. No shit from Rudd yet but its only a matter of time...

 

[worsleyweb]

The bit about Blackmore was so true. I was taken on a corporate there and it was exactly like that.

I got Ben thornley.

 

[crazyg]

I got Ben thornley.

Who? Is/was he a leg end?

 

[Indaparkside]

Ryan Giggs on channel 5 now ffs.

Usually on his brothers wife by all accounts the sheep shagging fucker

 

[dronefromsector7G]

I got Ben thornley.

I hope you got him good.