United thread 2017/18

[M18CTID]

I started off in the Newbie section pretending. They then let me into the main one, so I started.
Got a whinge from some Croatian knob, who wasn't sure of my allegiance.
Eventually I got a warning.
I was then banned for asking whether United fans would prefer Jose or Pep as manager. Soft arses

I'm not being funny but if you're posting on a rival forum and pretending to be a fan of that team, I'm not sure you can complain too much if they suss you out and you get a ban!

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

That's a disgraceful tackle. Could have broken his leg. Penalty all day long.

Broken his leg?

He could have killed him?

 

[dadnlad]

Disagree.

He did well at Juve, but he had Pirlo alongside him, guiding him and cajoling him. He thinks now, that he has made it, that he is the number 1.

It's just proof he is nowhere near good enough to run a midfield at a club that aims to win league titles.

that's outrageous he's got Jesse to guide him now

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

I'm claiming this win. Me, on my own, by myself. As a callow youth my first teaching practice was at Ashton Gate Primary School, across the road from the ground. As I walked past, I cursed any Rag team turning up at Ashton Gate. It's taken a while, nearly fifty years, but the fucking spell has come good!

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

As this trophy was one of the Jewels in the crown of the treble I’m slightly confused of the raggy mantra that they weren’t interested in this competition.

11 points behind City in the league, probably out of Europe in the quarter finals, it looks like the Fa cup is the only realistic opportunity for silverware this season.

Remember last year how they were so eager to point out that Jose had a better season than Pep? Baldiola was a fraud etc. Looks like he’s got the opportunity to top Pellegrini’s season in 2014 and still have room in the tank to go after the Champions league and Fa cup.

 

[bluethrunthru]

I'm claiming this win. Me, on my own, by myself. As a callow youth my first teaching practice was at Ashton Gate Primary School, across the road from the ground. As I walked past, I cursed any Rag team turning up at Ashton Gate. It's taken a while, nearly fifty years, but the fucking spell has come good!

You are Harry Potter - I claim my 5 groats

 

[BlueBas]

We all know how much Moaninho hates an Oasis song, so how about
"What's the story - Corey Glory!!"

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

You are Harry Potter - I claim my 5 groats

Sorry, bluetut! I'm Merlin but with two right feet!

 

[The perfect fumble]

Yes lads, it's time to panic....

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

Yes lads, it's time to panic....

They get dumped out by a Championship side and everyone including the presenter says they played well. Delusion of the highest order!