United thread 2017/18

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Was forced to Watch the ManUre game against Stoke tonight as my two stepsons are rags (at least they’re not my blood). I just loved all those empty seats. They’ll be so lost now because they have nothing left to ridicule us on as they have only had that now for the last few years because they can’t compete with us on the pitch anymore. And that on top of the figures released by the police last week that Shited fudge their crowd figures more than any other team in the premiership, 10-15,000 each game. And the only full house they’ve had this season was when we visited to wipe the floor with them. Can’t wait for the next time I hear some deluded fool going on about the Emptyhad, as I’ll stand proud and ask what he thinks of the Emptyford????
 
Was forced to Watch the ManUre game against Stoke tonight as my two stepsons are rags (at least they’re not my blood). I just loved all those empty seats. They’ll be so lost now because they have nothing left to ridicule us on as they have only had that now for the last few years because they can’t compete with us on the pitch anymore. And that on top of the figures released by the police last week that Shited fudge their crowd figures more than any other team in the premiership, 10-15,000 each game. And the only full house they’ve had this season was when we visited to wipe the floor with them. Can’t wait for the next time I hear some deluded fool going on about the Emptyhad, as I’ll stand proud and ask what he thinks of the Emptyford????

Don't you mean the empty toilet
 
Was forced to Watch the ManUre game against Stoke tonight as my two stepsons are rags (at least they’re not my blood). I just loved all those empty seats. They’ll be so lost now because they have nothing left to ridicule us on as they have only had that now for the last few years because they can’t compete with us on the pitch anymore. And that on top of the figures released by the police last week that Shited fudge their crowd figures more than any other team in the premiership, 10-15,000 each game. And the only full house they’ve had this season was when we visited to wipe the floor with them. Can’t wait for the next time I hear some deluded fool going on about the Emptyhad, as I’ll stand proud and ask what he thinks of the Emptyford????
74,740 official attendance.
 
As someone said earlier, they've cut the gap to double figures.
 
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