United thread 2017/18

[blue b4 the moon]

De Gea now after £375,000 a week the Sanchez effect keeps coming.

Just as well all their young world class players keep getting snapped up by the Steve Bruce's of this world or they'd feel a bit of a financial pinch.

I can only assume that even Woodward wouldn't be so stupid to think that other players wouldn't be after parity and has actually done some sums.

 

[M18CTID]

this outcome was as plain as the note on Courtois' face - good job for them Rooney isn't there now or he'd expect £500k

And the rest!

And yeah, this is the issue we would've faced if we'd caved in to Sanchez and matched United's wage offer to him.

 

[mat]

Rags announce new international beer partner:

 

[kippax4ever]

Not only is that an outright lie, it’s a pitifully obvious one.

Absolutely,wouldn't expect anything else from the warrington, roland-rat lookalike...

 

[mat]

"My media team"

I think he means his year 5 teacher.

 

[paulchapo]

De Gea now after £375,000 a week the Sanchez effect keeps coming.

The amount of points he saves them every year he must be worth at least what the mercenary is on.

 

[kippax4ever]

Rags announce new international beer partner:

Think you photo-shopped that mate..why take the word C.nts out..

 

[paulchapo]

I see 'the world's greatest haircut' was seen doing a dancing pose for the cameras as he walked away from the memorial ceremony. The embarrassment on Mata's face said it all.

I know they are young lads and not very bright but you think for once they could just have behaved with some dignity and respect for a couple of hours.

 

[KentBlue]

De Gea now after £375,000 a week the Sanchez effect keeps coming.

We could all of us see this coming. There's probably more unrest in the rags' changing room than there was on the Titanic just before she sank. But I don't think he (De Gea) will get his wish. Despite the fact that he's saved them so many times in the past I think Maureen believes keepers are disposable. He'd be happy with Bonnie Langford in goal as long as he's got eight defenders by the six-yard box.
Couple this with the fact that he knows he won't be winning any serious silverware in the immediate future all the while he's at the swamp, and the lure of Real Madrid might just be too much to resist this time.

 

[dario2739]

De Gea now after £375,000 a week the Sanchez effect keeps coming.

That'll be after tax aswell!