United thread 2017/18

[kippax81]

I'd love them to flog the naming rights for the Swamp. They'd get a reasonable amount, but not as much as they should because renaming old stadia (and it's really old now) doesn't stick, the fans refuse to call it by the sponsor's name. It would cause uproar, sponsors would be wary of the negative fall out, and supporters and media would go nuts.

Let it happen please.

Think they should rename it the Centre for Uniteds Next Team of Superstars Stadium.

Bit of a mouthful, I know, so probably best to abbreviate it just like we did with CoMS

 

[MP71]

Send me a picture of your human penis.

That made me laugh again

 

[SPIDERBOY]

That is hilarious....and spot on

There is a chant in there somwhere that we can use against them in the derby....

Maybe we should call him PogBush.

 

[aguero93:20]

That made me laugh again

I read it and had that part in my head in the "Roger Roger" voice from SW.

 

[babyape]

I just want it to happen so we can see what Charlton has to say about it:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...00m-stadium-deal-says-Sir-Bobby-Charlton.html

They'd have to name another stand after him to keep him quiet.....

 

[Henkeman]

I just want it to happen so we can see what Charlton has to say about it:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...00m-stadium-deal-says-Sir-Bobby-Charlton.html

Well that's that then, if he's said it. No naming rights and Mourinho can forget about the manager's job.

 

[Henkeman]

They'd have to name another stand after him to keep him quiet.....

Where will he find the time to sell all the extra tickets?

 

[aguero93:20]

They'd have to name another stand after him to keep him quiet.....

Nah, just double his ticket allocation and he'll be happy.

 

[manimanc]

Not an easy one...

You bought him for a record price, Pogba, Pogba
You could have bought De Bruyne twice, Pogba, Pogba
He lost the league, he had a whinge
he's been compared to a nun's minge
Paul Pogba, your hair is f'in sh*t.

Like button pressed.

 

[Impeccable One]

The derby thread on sadcafe is filled with plenty of comments about the only way for them to win is by injuring our players. They are even naming which players and ways to injure them...shocking!

And I’ll bet the list doesn’t include those that they are too big a pussy to mess with; Ederson, Ota etc.