United thread 2017/18

[SPIDERBOY]

hahaha I agree m8, I've never seen someone with a more punchable face than lingard.

That's one man I would not tire from punching,the dabbing rat bastard.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Manchester United midfielder Scott McTominay has declared himself "fearless" after victory over Chelsea.
http://www.tribalfootball.com/artic...mctominay-on-chelsea-win-i-m-fearless-4221455

I reckon I'll smell the shit in his undies when he's faced with Kev and Dave

Who the hell is that?

 

[dickie davies]

Who the hell is that?

The new Carlton Zidane Cleverly

 

[Vialli98]

@Vialli98 didn't seem very happy with him earlier in the season, but he was brilliant on Tuesday.

Hopefully, he will play like that again tomorrow.

Willian is one of the most infuriating players I have seen at Chelsea. He has shown he can be utterly unplayable, and when he is like that, even the biggest teams struggle to live with him, but watching him week in week out, he is mostly either going through the motions, anonymous, or making silly mistakes, giving the ball away for fun. He's going through a purple patch atm, where he is being more effective than Hazard even, but knowing what I know about Willian, it won't last.

This current season is his best ever season, in terms of goals and assists and he's only on 12 goals in all comps. He had scored just 8 goals for us after 2 full seasons. So you can see he is a wildly inconsistent player who will be 30 years old before next season begins. We should have sorted out that RW position a long time ago, but we have messed about with so many players there it's mad, Salah, Schurrle, Cuadrado, Willian, Pedro, even KDB played there for 2 games. That's over 100m, we could have had another Hazard on that side to compliment him, but we've chosen to bargain hunt for some reason and ended up with a bunch of players that are good, but not great, and at best, inconsistent.

 

[yeseye]

Who the hell is that?

They’ll probably call him ‘The White Pele’ or something as equally absurd!

 

[inchy14]

Manchester United midfielder Scott McTominay has declared himself "fearless" after victory over Chelsea.
http://www.tribalfootball.com/artic...mctominay-on-chelsea-win-i-m-fearless-4221455

I reckon I'll smell the shit in his undies when he's faced with Kev and Dave

Who the hell is that?

Love how he describes himself as fearless but says he needs to stay humble in his next sentence, the new Cleverley, he'll be talking about giving out footballing lessons next, on his way to Everton then Watford obviously.

 

[rachel scarborough]

They are obsessed with pep- http://www.redcafe.net/threads/hypo...llow-ribbon-round-the-light-blue-tree.436880/
More obsessed than our old-school fanbase with ferguson during late 90s. Redcafe is worse than rawk at the moment. Im enjoying it. Roles changed. They are bitter and noisy neighbours now.

 

[Eds]

hahaha I agree m8, I've never seen someone with a more punchable face than lingard.

Neville, Scholes, Keane, Jones, Fellaini, Giggs - the list is endless although the dab master definitely has a face you would never tire of punching

 

[KentBlue]

Neville, Scholes, Keane, Jones, Fellaini, Giggs - the list is endless although the dab master definitely has a face you would never tire of punching

Although not a rag (yet!), the one player I would dearly like to punch in the face is Alli.

 

[Tanzeylee]

John Champion described Pogba as majestic.....

Majestic as in the wine shop ie he plays like he’s pissed