United thread 2017/18

[Don Karleone]

Carrick just mentioned that there comes a time when your body tells you to stop playing football.

Phil Jones must be fucking deaf.

Haha

 

[aguero93:20]

Carrick just mentioned that there comes a time when your body tells you to stop playing football.

Phil Jones must have been fucking born deaf.

Fixed.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

Carrick just mentioned that there comes a time when your body tells you to stop playing football.

Phil Jones must be fucking deaf.

Spill coffee on keyboard moment

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

This is turning into a nightmare for the Rags , on here

Corrected

 

[BigOscar]

Jose Mourinho has said on BEIN sports that finishing 2nd or 4th doesn’t matter as they will qualify for the Champions league in either position.

Preparing the rags hoards to limp over the line then...

He's Big Sam with a chequebook, all about lowering expectations until they meet up with the shit he serves up

 

[BigOscar]

I’m not a wum, you clearly can’t read. Someone said they are getting worse. Only a deluded bitter idiot would say that and a whole one point difference suggests nothing else. Can argue not improving but looking worse?

You do get that results are not the only way of measuring how well a team is performing, right? Not everything can be shown with stats, no matter how desperately a lot of people these days seem to want that to be the case.

 

[Vienna_70]

Maureen-EE-oh!
Are you listening?
To the song that we’re singing?
We’re 16 in front!
You Portuguese Runt!

WALKING IN A CITY WONDERLAND!

 

[Irwell]

Phil Jones created one of my favourite non-City football moments.

That and...

Phil Jones is amazing.

 

[bluethrunthru]

We win and move nearer to winning it against the rags so SSN have a big spread on Carricks retirement .........doing the rags press centre's job for them.

 

[Paulpowersleftfoot]

If we do win it when we play the rags I hope we lock the bastards in and make them watch