United thread 2017/18

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Most saves this season

1.Butland...Stoke...117
2.Fabianski...Swansea...108
3.Pickford....Everton...105
4.De Gea......utd........99
5.Ryan.......Brighton....93

12.Cech......Arsenal.....71

15.Lloris........Spurs......58
16.Courtois.....Chelsea...56

Mignolet+Karius....Pool..55

18.Ederson...City.....47


De Gea, their player of the season once again. They can thank him for top 4 this year.

And yet the media banged on about be able to get at our defence for most of the season, but no mention of the number of saves the Doughnut Thief was having to make every game, as the Rag's defence had more leaks than a Welsh allotment?

 

[mat]

Premier league to introduce a 39th game. But it's not what you think.


PL bosses are talks with clubs over a potential extra match this season dependent on the result of the Manchester Derby.

Should Manchester United defeat their championship rivals; an additional match will be played in Shanghai for the inaugural We beat Man City shield between Jose Mourinho's Mancunian Marvel's and Jurgen Klopps Liverpool. Who ever wins the game will also be awarded the PL trophy as champions.

Premier League boss Richard Scudamore sees the match as a potential record breaking revenue stream for the brand.

We sent a reporter to Manchester City for a comment. "Fuck off, you shit stirring Vermin", said spokesman Alf the security guard. The PL are yet to comment.

 

[dickie davies]

Should have asked for more - he's more important to them than Sanchez.

He's been promised that he's central to their plans and they're going to build a team around him!!!

 

[aguero93:20]

He's been promised that he's central to their plans and they're going to build a team around him!!!

Quite literally around him and within 20 yards of his position.

 

[dickie davies]

Quite literally around him and within 20 yards of his position.

Did I say team!!
I meant "wall"

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Donut thief set to sign for 5 years on £350,000 a week.

Can’t blame him really!

Which rag infested news outlet did you read that on?

I know most, if not all that Rag team are a bunch of mercenary b**tards, but DT has been wanting out of the Swamp for at least a couple of seasons now. He can't really be considering another 5 years there, surely?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Which rag infested news outlet did you read that on?

I know most, if not all that Rag team are a bunch of mercenary b**tards, but DT has been wanting out of the Swamp for at least a couple of seasons now. He can't really be considering another 5 years there, surely?

Was in the Sun............... yeah I know.............can imagine the source - can imagine the desperation - its just a ploy to try and put Real off is my guess.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Was in the Sun............... yeah I know.............can imagine the source - can imagine the desperation - its just a ploy to try and put Real off is my guess.

Or up the asking price.

I think he'll eventually go on a free, unless things drastically change at the Swamp. I personally think (hope) the Glazers will bleed that cash cow dry.

 

[TheThirdDeano]

Which rag infested news outlet did you read that on?

I know most, if not all that Rag team are a bunch of mercenary b**tards, but DT has been wanting out of the Swamp for at least a couple of seasons now. He can't really be considering another 5 years there, surely?

The D**** M***

 

[babyape]

I can't see anyone paying what they're gonna want for De Gea. It will be insane money, and there are other options out there.

Plus, i think we're changing what people expect of a keeper, and you can already see others trying it out. De Gea is not that kind of keeper. Tethered to his line for 90 mins.......