United thread 2017/18

[citytilllidie]

I feel sick to the stomach.
Following my "debate" with several Rags on their Cafe Site they felt that a ban was forthcoming and so it is with a heavy heart that I have to tell you that Oakie can no longer fight for the Blues cause.
They were horrified at my attempt at humour (well not really it was a piss take) when they claimed that it was far better at local businessmen helping their cause and Liverpools,when money was put into their clubs,instead of overseas investments. (I kid you not).
I said if that was the case and they agreed that monies should be kept locally,then why didn`t they do all their banking at their local Barclays Branch, instead of it going to an off-shore account.
Bwwbwbwbwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.I`m banned.

I was banned being a bit more subtle, but they saw through my snide jibes

 

[uwe rosler 28]

What, bone!

How many cups, saucers and plates do you reckon he's worth then?

Nothing many

 

[The perfect fumble]

 

[oakiecokie]

I was reading your posts on there last night. Fair play to you mate I thought you made some good points but falling on deaf ears.

I’ve noticed that as the Rags have declined they’re turning into Liverpool fans. After 2013 they were still of the opinion that they could compete with us on the field and I didn’t hear the oil money, terrorism, club with no soul arguments as much. Now they’re trotting out the same bitter shit that Liverpool, Spuds and Arsenal have been spouting - completely ignoring the fact that they’ve spent as much as we have but pissed it up against the wall.

Thanks T.Yes this is the only stick they can beat us with now,seeing the fuckers can`t do it on a football pitch.
Wonderful salty tears aren`t they ? ;)

 

[bewaresutekh]

Apparently it's going to take us 100 years to catch up with the Rags, according to posts of Facebook. Mind you according to posts earlier in the season Maureen always wins the title in his second year.

 

[ChicagoBlue]

Me neither. Although I'd take Martial & Rashford.

I’d “take” a few of them, because I think Pep could transform them in his system.

 

[nmc]

I can see a lot of tension at United this summer, Maureen demanding 100s of millions, Woodwank wanting to back his man but a set of owners really not keen to keep throwing good money after bad. In a way I hope they spend big, start badly and the whole shit tip starts to break up around Christmas.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I feel sick to the stomach.
Following my "debate" with several Rags on their Cafe Site they felt that a ban was forthcoming and so it is with a heavy heart that I have to tell you that Oakie can no longer fight for the Blues cause.
They were horrified at my attempt at humour (well not really it was a piss take) when they claimed that it was far better at local businessmen helping their cause and Liverpools,when money was put into their clubs,instead of overseas investments. (I kid you not).
I said if that was the case and they agreed that monies should be kept locally,then why didn`t they do all their banking at their local Barclays Branch, instead of it going to an off-shore account.
Bwwbwbwbwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.I`m banned.

Ha ha!

 

[Blue Mist]

I see Pogba could be for sale, how about a cheeky bid from us ? Perhaps 10 million or is that a little to high.

Anyway here's the new Alexis Sanchez song courtesy of Pete Boyle

My old man said be a Champion
I said don't be silly you're a c***
I'd rather f*ck a bucket with a hole drilled in it than be a Champion.

 

[bluemoon32]

Real Madrid are reportedly after Pogba, are they fcuking mental ??
Rags using their interest as a reason to justify the " it's Mourinho's fault, even Real Madrid know he's one of the best in the world".
No, he's just plain old lazy and shit