United thread 2017/18

[crazyg]

No idea but I think the rags would swap him for 5lb of King Edwards.

Edited.

As for the piano player, I'd be telling their management to pay up my contract in full if they wanted to get rid of me. On that sort of money (allegedly), I'm going nowhere.

 

[Leto]

I watched the game last night on YouTube courtesy of BT. Bale's post match interview was interesting and it seems he's ready to move on. On exiting the stream I saw a live stream ' The united stand' hosted by the odious Mark Goldbridge. He was prattling on (like a thunderbird puppet on drugs) that manure will be in for monkey boy. I can see them signing him tbh.

What a sad indictment of modern football coverage that this weird little plastic berk has such a relatively large following.

 

[SebastianBlue]

The Chinese league would still offer him a lifeline I reckon

Not litrerally, of course, as his lung capacity would fall by 40% playing there.

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

What a sad indictment of modern football coverage that this weird little plastic berk has such a relatively large following.

When you say plastic, I take it he's another know all armchair.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I watched the game last night on YouTube courtesy of BT. Bale's post match interview was interesting and it seems he's ready to move on. On exiting the stream I saw a live stream ' The united stand' hosted by the odious Mark Goldbridge. He was prattling on (like a thunderbird puppet on drugs) that manure will be in for monkey boy. I can see them signing him tbh.

I'd be more worried about him going to Chelsea tbh. Imagine Hazard on one side and Bale on the other. With no Champions League to distract them.

 

[Mikejl]

There's now a full league of them. He's currently 15th in the Premier League, but another great performance like his last one and he'll be challenging Eamon Holmes for 12th.

I like this idea a league of Rag wankers who are not current players or staff i.e currently peddling rag mythology anywhere they can

Ooh can I start...

1) Ratboy - tried to hide his impartiality but as they got worse the mask slipped, meanwhile his eco credentials lie in tatters as he builds glass monstrosities in our City centre
2) Chuckle Neville - over promoted to an undeserved England role - again....
3) Andy Goldstein - Talkshite spoilt brat rag
4) Eamonn Holmes - Nuff said
5) Stephen Might as well be Celtic Howson - Deluded prick
6) Boring Owen - zzzzzzzzzz
7) Wio - Bloated self importance
8) Alan I only had 50 pints Brazil then fell in my car
9) Darren Manchuster Unyttid Gough aka Village Idiot
10) Sandra Marsh aka Goldbridge Utter bellend
11) Neil the slug Custis
12) Mark Ogggy Ogden
13) Slimon Tag Heuer Stone
14) JJIAC
15) Usain couldn’t find Old Scaffold on a map Bolt
16) David May - ok so no longer a relevant human being but a twunt of the highest order
17) Pete nursery rhyme composer Boyle
18) Nick Robinson obnoxious Radio 4 Tory rag
19) Mick Hucknall - just a twat
20) Michael Crick - likes to mix his Twitter newsfeed with ManUre bollox

 

[yeseye]

I like this idea a league of Rag wankers who are not current players or staff i.e currently peddling rag mythology anywhere they can

Ooh can I start...

1) Ratboy - tried to hide his impartiality but as they got worse the mask slipped, meanwhile his eco credentials lie in tatters as he builds glass monstrosities in our City centre
2) Chuckle Neville - over promoted to an undeserved England role - again....
3) Andy Goldstein - Talkshite spoilt brat rag
4) Eamonn Holmes - Nuff said
5) Stephen Might as well be Celtic Howson - Deluded prick
6) Boring Owen - zzzzzzzzzz
7) Wio - Bloated self importance
8) Alan I only had 50 pints Brazil then fell in my car
9) Darren Manchuster Unyttid Gough aka Village Idiot
10) Sandra Marsh aka Goldbridge Utter bellend
11) Neil the slug Custis
12) Mark Ogggy Ogden
13) Slimon Tag Heuer Stone
14) JJIAC
15) Usain couldn’t find Old Scaffold on a map Bolt
16) David May - ok so no longer a relevant human being but a twunt of the highest order
17) Pete nursery rhyme composer Boyle
18) Nick Robinson obnoxious Radio 4 Tory rag
19) Mick Hucknall - just a twat
20) Michael Crick - likes to mix his Twitter newsfeed with ManUre bollox

Where’s Nesbitt the c.unt!

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Where’s Nesbitt the c.unt!

and Terry fucking Christian.

 

[Sky Blue]

and Terry fucking Christian.

Dwight fucking Yorke.

 

[yeseye]

Olly Murs the little southern nancy boy.